Saturday, April 4, 2009

We're Saved!

There is new money coming!

It's on the horizon!

Our troubles are almost over!

The President has finally figured out how to balance the budget and kick start the economy.

And the solution was right there in front of his eyes all along.

Did you ask how?
Well this week President Obama selected Robert M. Groves to direct the Census Bureau.

Still don't get it?

Well, I give it two or three days before Mr. Groves realizes the error of his ways as well as those he made on some of his old tax returns. (No doubt they were caused by that pesky Turbo-Thingy program.)

Then as soon as we get Mr. Groves' thousands in the coffers the President will nominate another guy. And to paraphrase Senator Everett Dirksen, "Thousands here; thousands there; Pretty soon you're talking about real money!"

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