My son is about to graduate from college and he has his whole life ahead of him. That, however does not stop the U. S. Army from sending him JUNK mail trying to fool him into joining, thus shortening that life. You know, the old join the U. S. Army and see the world crap?
This time the junk mail came with an incentive. If he returns the post card filled with all his personal information the army will send him a free U. S. Army mug - suitable to be used as an urn to hold his ashes.
My first son can think of going after first daughters Jenna and Barbara go!