Wednesday, March 7, 2018

A FEW OF trump's FAVORITE THINGS


Controlling news cycles with mad rants on Twitter
Staying the course to show I’m not a quitter
Making my staff think that they will go nuts
These are the reasons they call me a putz

Seeing my daughter dressed up and quite gorgeous
Making believe that my family’s the Borgias
Knowing all Dems really do hate my guts
These are the reasons they call me a putz

Meeting with spies
Telling big lies
And then Sarah denies
Reporters are mutts
There’s no ifs ands or buts
And so they call me a putz.

Flying down south playing golf where it’s sunny
Ending entitlements to get your money
Raising the debt with my huge budget cuts
These are the reasons they call me a putz

East to west coast
Hillary’s toast
So now let me boast
More gold than King Tut’s
And I still love my sluts
And that’s why I am a putz!