Friday, October 29, 2021

THE magas RUIN EVERYTHING

Gone
All our futures are gone
Without all hope
All due to a dope
 
Truth
What we need is the truth
To then move on
From Don T the con
 
In our schools and on our streets
The magas ruin everything
Spewing lies and spreading hate
The maga ruin everything
 
Peace
Is now a faint distant dream
Read the news and you wanna scream
Can we get our lives back
Can we get our lives back?
 
Peace
We must focus and then use our wit
Cast our votes and we must not quit
Cast the evil ones out
Cast the evil ones out!
 
Everyone around the World
They can’t believe America
Every time the right wing speaks
They can’t believe America
 
Got a dream of years gone by
They can’t believe America
Build back better, we must try
They can’t believe America
 
They can’t believe America
They can’t believe America
They can’t believe America
They can’t believe America
Today, Today,
Today, Today, Today


My country 'tis of thee (today)
Sweet land of liberty (today)
Of thee I sing (today)
Of thee I sing 
Today, Today, Today
Today, today, today



(Apologies to Mr. Neil Diamond.
Should I have used Sweet Caroline instead?)

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

TRUST ME (A DEM SONG)

Dems & Repubs

A Suggested B'Way Show
By Frankly Lesser

 

Trust Me

 

Dems to the voters:
“I got a policy that will really work. But it’s gonna take more time.”

  

You policy this, you policy that
You policy everything I do like that
Then you make an excuse
And you’re blaming Repubs
And you’re off to a meeting again
When I think of the votes I waste
Hoping to end woes I’ve faced
I could honestly cry

Can’t you see that I’m trying
Trying
While they’re all lying
I’m trying.
 
Please don’t forsake me
Take me
For my faults take me
I need you.

The best years of my life I’ve been a fool to vote for you

Alright, already, I'm part of a Congress
Alright already, it’s true
So nu?
 
I’m trying, trying
Despite my faults trying
I need you

You’re infighting here
You’re infighting there
You’re infighting on every issue we need
And we’re sick of the other side laughing at us
Till they’re back with the power again.

When I think of the votes I waste
And all the woes I’ve faced
I could honestly die

Give me more time and trust me
Trust me
You’ve got to trust me
I’m trying

HAH!

Right now you hate me
Hate me
I get it you hate me

When you lose all your jobs
Don't come to me to pay your billlllllllllls!


Alright, already, so call an attorney!
Alright, already, it's true
So nu
But trust me, trust me
Give me more time
And just trust me
I love you!

You're at it again,
You're playing their game
They’re stalling, you’re falling right into their trap
They’ll block all the big stuff
And then they’ll blame you
And I'm telling you now that we're through!
When I think of the votes I waste
Trying to end woes I’ve faced
I could honestly die

Hate me, hate me
Curse my name hate me
But vote for me!! 

Monday, October 18, 2021

WHITE RABID DEBT

One card is for dining
And another one is for gas
And a third one is for shopping
With a fourth linked to EZpass
Without malice, count the points you get

 

And if you pay bills when they’re all due
You'll watch your credit rating rise
Then banks send more offers to you
And each card gives you a prize
With so much credit, you go into debt

 

When spammer calls make you think
That your warranty is up
And you just had the morning’s fifth drink
And six more before your sup
Go ask a banker
Before you erupt

 

When you owe more than you can handle
And you’ve fallen on hard times
You've lit both ends of your candle
And you only think in rhymes
Remember, it is not a crime
To pay on time,
Pay on time!