Sunday, September 13, 2020

THE SOUND OF MUSIC FOR OUR TIMES

The Sound of Sour Music

(The Sound of Music)


The hills are alive with the sound of violence
With fear and with hate like we’ve never known
The cause of it is all dt and half pence
They worked very hard to get those seeds sown.


They hate all the blacks and the browns and the folks living on only hopes and on dimes
They love seeing mobs running wild with their guns who commit real hate crimes


They stoke and they roil and incite and then claim that it’s all just fake news
They aim to keep power and cheat so that they never lose.


I fear that the Hill wants them to keep cover
So crap Repubs do will stay out of view
Then Putin’s DC little puppet lover
Can say US is through.



How Do You Solve a Problem Like the Donald

 (Maria)

His swagger is annoying, but it fits his pompous stare
He speaks on every subject but the truth he tells is rare
And there upon his old head is that really ugly hair
He doesn’t even know our Constitution
 
He loves to fondle women and then say it wasn’t so
And when it comes to cheating you in business he’s a pro
The man is really dangerous from head down to his toe
He simply should be in an institution
 
But Ivanka says a word in his defense
His ouster gets us Pence

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you stop a bigot in his tracks?
How do you dump a loser like the Donald?
Before the GOP entirely cracks
 
Many a thing the Party tries to tell him
Many a thing the jerk should understand
But how do you make him hear
Impossible I fear
How to his massive ego make a dent?
Oh how can you solve a problem like the Donald?
Vote and make Biden our next President!
 
When we hear him we’re confused
More disgusted than bemused
And we never know exactly what he’ll say
 
As predictable as weather
And as smart as pre-tanned leather
 
He’s a jackass
He’s a moron
He’s Repub
 
Like a virus he will fester
In real life he’s just a jester
He will put the middle class all out of work
 
He is evil; he is crass
Has his head way up his ass
 
He’s a headache
He’s a danger
He’s a jerk!
 

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you make him stop and go away?
How do you stop a problem like the Donald?
Before he makes the country go astray!


Many a pol has up and tried to quell him
Many have tried to make of him some sense
But how can we all survive
And live out our peaceful lives?
How can you not see evil with him and Pence?


Oh how can we solve a problem like the Donald

If we all vote America can thrive!




dt's Vice

 (Edelweiss)


My main vice
Don’t think twice
Total power is real nice
 
When I rule
I am cruel
My emotions are like ice
 
It’s a great thing to be on the top
On the top forever
 
My main vice
Don’t think twice
Total power is real nice
 
If you’re in pain I don’t give a shit
I don’t care at all, NO
 
My main vice
It’s so nice
I’ll be your leader at least twice




dt's Favorite Things

 (A Few of My Favorite Things)


Putie & Kim Jong & all other shitheads

Gunmen & G-Men & young girls in their beds

Lying to masses, the anger it brings

These are a few of his favorite things.

 

Closing our borders to anyone not white

Pander to needs of the nuts on the far right

Hobnob with rulers, dictators, and kings

These are some more of his favorite things,

 

When he sounds dumb

He won't be glum

No use feeling sad

He simply remembers those showers of gold

He's happiest when he's bad!


Controlling news cycles with mad rants on Twitter

Staying the course to show he’s no quitter

Making his staff think that they will go nuts

These are the reasons they call him a putz

 

Seeing his daughter dressed up and quite gorgeous

Making believe that his family’s the Borgias

Knowing all Dems really do hate his guts

These are the reasons they call him a putz

 

Meeting with spies

Telling big lies

Kayleigh then denies

Reporters are mutts

There’s no ifs ands or buts

And so they call him a putz.

 

Flying down south playing golf where it’s sunny

Ending entitlements to get your money

Raising the debt with his huge budget cuts

These are the reasons they call him a putz

 

East to west coast

Biden is toast

So now he doth boast

More gold than King Tut’s

And he still love his sluts

And that’s why he is a putz!


’16 Going on ‘20

 (I Am 16 Going on 17)


I won in ’16
Went to work in ‘17
Baby can I do harm
The shit that you’ve seen
Is cause I am mean
And I’ve got that sewer charm
 
When my friends spin
And I do win
Then rule for four more years
Vladimir will grin
As will the trump kin
And all the libs shed tears
 
Evil and uninformed am I
To run a country true
I will destroy any ally
And Dems will cry boo hoo
 
I have one job
I must still do
You’ll sob
You know it’s true
Cause that one job
Is quite anti-Blue
It’ll destroy all of you!



So Long Farewell

  

So long farewell
Let’s kiss his ass goodbye
Vote him begone
Or USA will fry
 
So long farewell
Vote every Democrat in
To live we must
Be sure that Biden does win
 
So long farewell
Our country’s pride will swell
If we all vote
And send dt to Hell
 
He just must go
All he can do is lie
Please vote for Joe
If you do so will I
 
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye



dt's Least Favorite Things (reprise of sorts)


Kids who’re disabled or have trouble in school
Those who don’t like me or call me a sad fool
They just don’t get it; they don’t know the score
They’re but a few things of which I abhor
 
People with AIDS or some other bad sickness
Those with no money or than me may have less
Of all these creature I ask what they’re for
They’re but a few things of which I abhor
 
Money that’s spent on the needy or riff-raff
Disloyalty in my party or my staff
That’s when I need a good rally or more
To forget those things that I do abhor
 
CNN guys
Think they’re so wise
Pointing out my lies
At this point give up boys, it’s really a bore
The TRUTH is what I abhor
 
Liberals, Progressives and all things Obama
Days without turmoil or traitorous drama
These are the things that I try to ignore
Cause they’re the things that I really abhor
 
Sessions, McCain and Jim Comey: Disloyal
Causing such grief as they all made my blood boil
I showed them all the quick way out the door
Cause they’re the types that I really abhor
 
Low IQ Waters and dumb Pocahontas
Go after me with their lies, making big fuss
Calling me racist, a bigot and more
God all these women I really abhor
 
When the Dems vote
Or I see a note
That reporters wrote
I simply remember the things I abhor
And smile yes my fortunes soar!




Climb Every Molehill

 (Mountain?)


Climb every molehill
Crawl lower too
Follow every tyrant
Make them all love you
 
Climb every molehill
Ford every swamp
Kill every nice rainbow
As their dreams you stomp
 
Destroy all the dreams
Of the people you lead
Every day of your life
Make America bleed!!!!
 
Climb every molehill
Crawl lower too
Follow every despot
Till
Your
Dreams
COME
TRUE!


Tuesday, September 1, 2020

THE RIGHT'S ASSAULT ON YOUR RIGHTS!

After Barack Obama was elected by a large majority of voters in America the GOP performed what was famously called an autopsy to find out what was killing their party.

They realized their base was shrinking. Not because of anything they were doing but rather because the so-called minorities of America were growing and they tended to lean more Democratic.

This scared the leaders of the party because it signaled the end of their reign over the masses in the same way Apartheid had ended in South Africa.

So quietly and insidiously they set out, not to change their agenda or make their party more minority friendly but to make it harder for minorities to vote!

On the face of it this would appear to be quite un-American but desperate times create desperate measures and as far as the Repubs were concerned the ends justified the means.

The GOP franchise was in jeopardy unless they disenfranchised African Americans and any other group they considered unfriendly to their cause.

But truth be told this was not really all that new. Ronald Reagan started the GOP's all out assault on unions, which have been considered to be bastions of Democratic leaning voters back in the 80s.

And his 'trickle-down economics' plan, which handed wealth to the already wealthiest among us in the hopes they would hire more workers and trickle some money down to the more needy, was aimed at keeping the middle class and poor down.

But by 2008 it became clear that this was just not going to be enough for the 'Right Wing' Conservatives to hold onto power.

Most white and affluent people tend to have no trouble voting, even though election day is on a Tuesday which happens to be a work day, because they can take a day off and not incur the wrath of the boss.

But if you worked in the mail room or any other entry level job taking a day off could be the difference between feeding your kids and paying the rent!

And do not expect the GOP to ever allow Election Day to be turned into a National paid holiday.

So the assault on the minorities, which were slowly becoming equal if not a majority in many areas, began in earnest.

Keep the Democratic voter away from the polls and you keep power. And if you keep power you can make it even harder for minorities to vote and you can cement your power for decades to come!

Red-lining and gerrymandering were in full swing across America, which allowed more Repubs to be elected in a state even though there were far more Democratic voters there.

But more and harsher methods were needed to keep the voter turnout down.

Some but not all of these tactics include:

  • End early voting
  • Close polling places, especially in minority areas
  • Close polls at 8pm instead of 9pm.
  • Have 'security guards' visible at minority area polling places
  • Mail-in ballots MUST be received by Election Day &
  • Destroy the ability of the USPS to deliver mail on time
  • Use any method to shrink voter rolls
    • You haven't voted in years
    • We thought you died
      • You can apply again but won't vote till next time
    • We thought you moved
      • Ditto above
    • You need the new enhanced driver's license
      • You don't have a car?
      • How abut a gun license?
    • You're an out of town student?
      • You cannot vote in this State
      • You must travel back to your home State
    • You're a convicted felon in prison (Florida) so you cannot vote
      • You paid your debt to society?
        • So what?
          • Before you can vote you must pay court & legal fees first
This last point is a GOP Rick Scott / Desantis gem since they will grant you your rights back if you can jump through the hoops they set up.
But they know most of the people involved are poor and will not have the cash on hand to pay what amounts to a poll tax.
"Gee, we are truly sorry but rules are rules!"

An even more insidious way of shrinking the Democratic leaning voter rolls was performed by the dt White House earlier this year.
Presidential son-in-law and all around piece of useless shit, Jared, noticed that Covid-19 was killing more people in 'Blue States' and advised dad NOT to act just yet.
In a way this sub human suggestion has backfired as dt has never admitted a mistake and never will.
So now that the deadly virus is affecting more 'Red States' and areas populated by his base he must continue to ignore its danger.
This could lower the turnout of his voting bloc so just in case he has taken to calling the election suspect before it even starts.

His statement that if he loses the election was rigged is reminiscent of every dictator since time began.

But no matter what happens this November the GOP has made the future their bitch by stuffing the nation's courts with the largest group of unqualified & young, very young 'lifetime appointed' conservative judges.
The Supreme Court already has one, if not illegally appointed judge, then certainly immorally appointed one in Kavanaugh.

If the GOP holds power in the upcoming election, and they are working feverishly and as usual insidiously to do so SCOTUS will almost surely become a solid conservative bastion for several decades.

The American dream is on life support and its only cure is a massive voter turnout.

VOTE THE DEMOCRATIC TICKET
TOP TO BOTTOM.
YOUR KIDS' LIVES ARE AT STAKE!