Wednesday, March 7, 2018


Controlling news cycles with mad rants on Twitter
Staying the course to show I’m not a quitter
Making my staff think that they will go nuts
These are the reasons they call me a putz

Seeing my daughter dressed up and quite gorgeous
Making believe that my family’s the Borgias
Knowing all Dems really do hate my guts
These are the reasons they call me a putz

Meeting with spies
Telling big lies
And then Sarah denies
Reporters are mutts
There’s no ifs ands or buts
And so they call me a putz.

Flying down south playing golf where it’s sunny
Ending entitlements to get your money
Raising the debt with my huge budget cuts
These are the reasons they call me a putz

East to west coast
Hillary’s toast
So now let me boast
More gold than King Tut’s
And I still love my sluts
And that’s why I am a putz!

Friday, February 23, 2018


Going through my old papers and junk to toss out I came across this poem.
Frankly as I get older I forget stuff from the past, even from MY past and this appears to be a fine example.
I really don't remember writing it but the original is in my handwriting so...
Nevertheless I agree with, well myself and hope you will too.

You don't know my story
You don't know my tale
Don't try to define me
You're certain to fail

We all have our reasons
To do as we do
Those reasons are private
They don't concern you

My dreams are my dreams
They should give you no pause
For as strange as that seems
I'm sure you have yours

So looking at someone
And thinking there's danger
Is fully shortsighted
He's only a stranger

A wise man once said
That you just should not fret
For the stranger is only
A friend you've not met!

Tuesday, January 23, 2018


Anything I can do I can blame you for.
I can blame you for the shit that I do!

No U can't.
Yes I can.
No U can't.
Yes I can.
No U can't, No U can't, No U can't! 

Look at the polls and you'll see our base loves us.
All of those jerks love us no matter what!

No they don't.
Yeah they do.
They should not.
But they do.
No they don’t. No they don’t. No they don’t.

All you do is pander
And you gerrymander

But we say with candor
At White House take a gander
You will see that our guy’s there

With that orange hair?
You sure make a pair!

Any bills you guys passed we can now undo
We can undo all the good that you did 

No U can't.
Yes we can.
No U can't.
Yet we do.
No U can't, No U can't, No U can't! 

If we find we must sir
We’ll simply filibuster 

Our side you can’t fluster
You’re just like General Custer

This will be your final stand 
Is that what you’ve planned?
Yup, down to a man
No girls? You creep!

Why do you hate Middle Class and the poor folk?
Why must you always the wealthy guys stroke? 

No we don’t.
Yeah you do.
No we don’t!
Yes you do!
No we don’t. No we don’t. No we don’t.

You canceled out kids’ healthcare
And then made taxes unfair
But we did it with flair
And plenty of fake fanfare

You guys just don’t have a clue
To be evil like you?
Please, you play games too!

If there’s a bill you want passed, we’ll ignore it
We can ignore anything you guys want. 

You should not.
But we do.
You cannot.
Yeah we can
You must not not not!
Yes we do do do!
You should not!

Monday, January 15, 2018


There were terrible wildfires in California this year that killed many people and ruined the lives of countless others.

And once the fires had consumed thousands of acres and burnt down an incredible number of trees officials started warning residents of the imminent danger of floods and mudslides.

The mudslides did indeed come, and more lives were lost.

How did they know?

What crystal ball did they use to forecast this next deadly round of nature’s wrath?


They used good old-fashioned logic.

If you lose trees you also lose a natural defense against floods.

There is no way to prevent ALL fires, especially wildfires from happening but we can prepare for the inevitability of the next one and possibly even lessen its severity.

California had suffered under a drought that lasted half a decade. Then they enjoyed a very wet winter with plenty of snow in the mountains. The snow melted and together with the increased rainfall created a lush new growth of greenery.

Then the drought returned with a vengeance.

California’s trees and underbrush dried drastically and became dangerous fodder for fires.

The Santa Ana winds picked up as they do every year and sparked a tremendous windblown disaster.

This is nothing new for our 31st State but with our knowledge, know-how and capabilities we should have been able to dampen its damage!

The World’s climate is definitely changing despite what the nay-sayers and flat Earth people claim, and we must change with it or go the way of the dinosaur.

No drought should consume large areas of the country while floods threaten the lives of those in other regions.

Had we been able to irrigate the dangerously arid lands on the west coast throughout the periods of drought the vegetation would not have dried and added fuel to the fires and not as many trees would’ve been destroyed clearing the way for floods and mudslides and death and destruction!

I continue to beat this dead horse (terrible analogy but occasionally useful) but if America had a national system of water mains to move the precious liquid from flooded areas to places suffering extreme drought we could limit the damage caused by either extreme.

Below are links that provide lists of deadly floods as well as awful droughts this country has endured over the past few decades.

How much pain and suffering could have been avoided if all we had to do was flip a few switches to stem the tide?

And one important by product of the plan to produce this system is the number of non-outsourceable jobs it would create. And once the project was completed in 20 or 30 years there would be ongoing permanent jobs maintaining the mains and helping Americans live safer lives.

A subtler benefit would be the continued lives of trees that not only protect us from floods but also purify our air and provide a safe habitat for many important animal species.

The World already cuts down too many trees to make room for so-called progress.  This deforestation has consequences that is clearly man-made. 

And while the debate over other man-made problems such as climate change inexplicably rages on one thing is clear, doing nothing is not an option.

Mother Nature is not fooled by pig headed ignorance.  She and will continue to test us. And trust me, that is not a fight we can win!

Thursday, December 14, 2017


‘Twas the night before Christmas & thro’ Senate & House,
All the creatures were stirring each resembling a mouse;

The GOP stockings were hung everywhere,
Cause they knew that dt soon would be there;
Their children & lovers were all tucked in their beds,
Whilst visions of tax breaks danc’d in their sick heads,

McConnell & Ryan laughed at the wealth gap,
They’d pass the new bill whilst Americans did nap
When out in the rose garden commotion did start,
They sprang from their chairs to the doorway did dart.

Away to the window they flew like a flash,
Tearing up shutters, and throwing up sash.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below;

When what did their wondering eyes view out there,
But a tiny handed creature with strange orange hair,
The little old driver, so slimy and sick,
They knew in a moment it must be that prick.

More vapid than corpses by limo he came,
And whistled and shouted and call’d them by name:
“Now! Kelly, Ivanka, now! Eric, and Don,
“On! Melanoma & Sara let’s finish this con;

“To the public I say from the top of the wall!
“What joy we will have when we screw you all!”
As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;

So up to the house the limo just flew,
With toys for the wealthy and the little prick too:
And then in the corridor the sound did linger
Twas the sound made by tapping of each little finger.

As they drew in their heads and were turning around,
In came the prick with obese belly round:
He was dress’d all in gold, from his head to his toe,
And his dentures were tarnish’d and he talked kind of slow;

A bundle of money was flung on his back,
And he look’d like a peddler just opening his pack:
His eyes were like slits and he did not look merry,
His cheeks were both full of some pie with a cherry;

This droll little man was drawn up like a bow,
And his smug little chin was as white as the snow;
The grump of a creature clenched tight all his teeth,
And the aura he gave was like death with a wreath.

He had a broad face, and a very large gut
That shook when he moved, just like his fat butt:
He was chubby, this trump, a sick little elf,
But they liked what the creep placed there up on the shelf;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
A clink and a sigh he filled wallets with bread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And fill’d all their pockets; then turn’d did this jerk,

And sticking his finger way up in his nose
He gave them a nod and up fatty rose.
He sidled to limo and to his team whistle,
And away they all drove as if shot from a pistol
And they all read his tweet as he drove out of sight,
"Bah Humbug to all, I'm grabbing pussy tonight!"

Thursday, September 14, 2017


At this time the Repubs are in power.

At this time trump and his family control D.C.

At this time the Democrats are in the minority.

At this time there is more divisiveness in America since the 1960s.

At this time white supremacy is represented in the White House.

At this time foreign nations have a say in how America is governed and who does the governing.

Those are just some of the things that are happening at this time.

Those are just the tip of the iceberg of things we should be discussing at this time.

According to the Repub Party what should we NOT be talking about at this time?

I’m glad you asked!

Here is a partial list of things we should not talk about at this time per the controlling Repub party:

Climate Change

Global Warming

Gun Control

Women’s Rights

Minority Rights

Civil Rights


Environmental Protection

Consumers rights

Minimum Wage Increases

Ever Widening Wealth Gap

Infrastructure Repair

Single Payer Healthcare

Voters Rights

It seems that the current administration elected by a minority of the voters in the country only wants to talk about lies and nonsense such as Hillary Clinton's personal email accounts or how the free press should be muzzled.

The Repubs are perfectly happy to have fake news, alternate facts and diversions be the law of the land while they decide what should be talked about and what must be kept hidden from view.

And because of their self-serving tactics we have become the laughing stock of the World.

The main thing Americans should be discussing at this time is how can we get the Repubs out of government and return America to its once Great Status!

Thursday, August 10, 2017


In today's world there is so much going on that it's hard to keep abreast of all the important news stories.  So much news, so little time!
Cable news shows generally spend their entire hour or so discussing the latest thing Trump did or said.
The host asks the guests the same questions and with slight variations get the same answers.
By the end of the show they have beaten the horse to death and we are ready for the next hour of more of the same.
And one show, Hardball with Chris Matthews ends each hour with "Trump Watch," in case we zoned out during the first 55 minutes!
So here's a handy dandy suggestion for all real (sorry Fox) cable news shows on how to better spend their time and fully educate the public.
If the host asks, "Why did Trump, yada yada yada-" the answer must be, "Because he's a moron."
Then the host laughs or smiles and says, "But how come he..." The guest should then shake his or her head and again say, "He's a moron!"
And to really save time after the third question they could merely use the acronym: H - A - M!
The show is then free to move on to other news that affects our lives such as floods or climate change or cats stuck in trees.
After a while the hosts on every cable news show (again not you Fox, I did say news) could start their hour with a bullet pointed list of every new thing the moron in chief did since the last show.  The next 45 minutes could be spent as he or she sees fit and we'll all be better off.
Oh, and one last suggestion, can we limit the number of minutes per hour allotted to drug and pharmaceutical ads to let's say 3 minutes?  And stop with ads for drugs that have the nauseating list of side effects during the dinner hour.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017


NYC in conjunction with the MTA is starting a program to stop people from tossing their garbage on the tracks.
Aside from being just plain disgusting the low-life practice is attracting more rats than ever and is a health hazard.
So to help them in their efforts to clean up the subways Petula Clark has graciously allowed a slight change to the lyrics of her 1967 hit song as follows.
(Just don't remind her because she's very busy you know.)

You walk down the stair
And you don’t seem to care
That there’s people around in a hurry
Then open your bag
Like an old used up hag
And start munching on something with curry

I’ve seen your kind a million times before
Pick up your food don’t throw it on the floor

Don’t eat on the subway darling
Then toss your junk on the tracks
Don’t eat on the subway darling
Your food is gross
And riders sit real close
And they get sick
And vermin’s what it attracts.

You think that you’re cool
But you’re just a big fool
And we can’t hold our breath till we detrain
Your actions are crude
And you know that you’re rude
And we wish that you used more of your brain

We’ve seen your kind a million times before
Pick up your food don’t squash it on the floor

Don’t eat on the subway darling
And toss your junk on the track
Don’t eat on the subway darling
Just read a book
Or meditate a bit
So we don’t look
To see vermin you attract.