Saturday, May 9, 2009
Love May Be Hazardous
The first celebrity to succumb to the Swine flu has been reported.
It is believed that this beloved individual was infected during a liaison with his some-time mixed species lover.
Officials fear that his death will be used by certain uncaring groups to promote same species marriage and further deteriorate relations between loving and caring individuals in non-traditional relationships around the world.
Here is the first exclusive photo of the unfortunate victim.
While funeral services will be private you may show your respect and love for this fallen celebrity by hopping over to your loved one and snuggling.
There will now be one less song about rainbows.