Monday, February 9, 2009

The Audacity of Toke

Thank goodness Georgina Dickinson the investigative reporter from the British paper ‘News of the World’ was able to break the terrible story about Michael Phelps experimenting with marijuana. And with actual photographic proof of the crime in glorious color on their front page there can be no dispute that it did occur.

It’s time to be vigilant in our quest to stop crime wherever and whenever it rears its ugly head. The clock has finally struck a ding-dong on the bong.

The world can now get back to the business at hand, dealing with the global meltdown of the economy and the huge number of layoffs it has caused.

But wait, Georgina I believe there are still people feeding the pigeons in New York and London and Paris and ...

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