Republicans’ Favorite Things

All together now:
2-4-6-8 who does our group
really hate?
HUMANS, HUMANS
SCREW HUMANS!

Men killed at lynchings

Or gang-bangers gunned down

Things that make liberals’

Smiles turn to big frowns

Anything we do that thins out the crowd

These I will praise with my words sung out loud

Dinner at clubs with the upper elite crust

Watching old unions go down and then go bust

Laws hurting middle class make me so proud

These I will praise with my words sung out loud

When we vote no

Millions do go

Without food or drink

I simply remember rich corporate friends

And of my great bribes I think

Homeless who just die

Or criminals we fry

Aliens kicked out

Minorities; bye bye

When with complete power we are endowed

Then I will praise with my words sung out loud

When we vote no

Millions do go

Without food or drink

I simply remember rich corporate friends

And of those great bribes I think!

My heartfelt sincerest apologies to
the wonderful Von Trapp Family &
the entire cast of The Sound of Music
for associating them with this song
and the awful anti-human political
party it purports to represent.