Showing posts with label Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trump. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 1, 2022

DEMOCRACY IS ON THE LINE!

 The very essence of our democracy is up for a vote.

Forget their words, check their actions!

Repubs have done nothing but make the country a safe haven for billionaires and humongous corporations to gouge the system and steal more money.

At the same time, they have worked tirelessly and relentlessly and insidiously to take away freedoms from everyone not in their club!

Now they have stoked the flames of fear and hate and turned their brain deprived minions onto society, armed with all kinds of weapons, to ensure humans have no say in our future.

But we can stop them by simply voting for every possible Democratic candidate from top to bottom, on every slate in every municipality. 

And continuing to do so until the blight known as the GOP relents or disappears from our shores!

Saturday, September 17, 2022

12 REASONS YOU MAY BE A maga MORON

You may be a maga moron if:

1 - You are more angry at a black mermaid in a cartoon than at an orange traitor in the White House

2 - You think dt is the second coming

3 - You get all your ideas and beliefs from Hannity and Carlson

4 - You believe the January 6th rioters were peaceful tourists visiting Congress

5 - You think government knows what's best for women's health and wellbeing, more so than women themselves

6 - You really feel Jews want to replace you

7 - You still think Lincoln was a criminal for freeing the slaves

8 - You believe in your heart that Fauci and Gates planted tracking devices in vaccines

9 - You are certain Covid-19 was a hoax anyway

10 - You believe the moon landings were faked

11 - Your family tree doesn't fork (Sorry Mr. Foxworthy but it fit too well to omit!)

And finally,

12 - You may be a maga moron if you know for a fact that only dt can fix America!

Friday, June 10, 2022

THE GIRL FROM MAR-A-LAGO

Pale and spooky and dumb and kooky

The girl that came from ivanka’s nooky

Is just as evil as daddy, and her two bros

 

But, although normal humans hate her

Her daddy says he would love to date her

And her sick hubby would not berate her

If he she chose

 

Lo, though she scares those around her

Most family members have crowned her

Treason and lies don’t astound her

For she’s lived with the grift and the crap

And any mark her dad treats as a sap

 

So,

Tall and ghostly

And odd but mostly

This wraith-like creature

Who should be toast, she

Is covering her bony ass

Against dad dt.

 

Saying she don't agree

With his big lie, you see

Hoping she can stay free

Distanced from old dt

No honor she...

Friday, February 11, 2022

THE ABCs OF DT

Anti-Democracy
B
egging Georgia officials to ‘find’ more votes for him
C
ovid denier
D
ictator envy
E
nding the pandemic response team
F
iring anyone not blindly loyal
“
Good people, on both sides!”
H
ate speech
I
nciting to riot
J
ared
K
illing the USPS
L
IES
M
ismanaged everything he touched!
N
epotism
O
ath Keepers
P
utin’s right, American intelligence is wrong
Q
ANON
R
emoving TOP SECRET documents from WH
S
hredding National papers
T
weeting garbage
U
N of N Korea love affair
V
indman firing
W
alking away from Paris climate accords
X
-ing out the Iran Nuclear deal
“Y
oung girls are nice”
Z
elensky of Ukraine asked to “Do me a favor, though.”

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

donald trump, grifter star

Every day I look at this I don’t understand
How’d we let this death toll get so far out of hand
We’d have managed better if we had a health plan
Why’d we choose such a backward fool and such an evil man
 
If we had HRC she’d have cured the whole nation
dt in DC gave us sick tweet communication
 
How’d we choose so wrong
How’d we choose so wrong
How’d he last so long
How’d we choose so wrong
 

Only want to know
Only want to know
Only want to know
I only want to know


donald trump, conman star
Do you know that's what they say you are
donald trump, grifter star
Who are you, how did you get so far?


donald trump, donald trump

You have no sense and you have no class
donald trump, donald trump
How’d we get stuck with his lying ass


Friday, May 21, 2021

BT & BEYOND


The past is gone
We want it back
It's looked upon
As what we lack


Ideas debated
Foundations laid
New laws created
Decisions made


The country moved forward
Our bodies our own
Opinions were heard
With a gentler tone

 

The world looked to us
As a nation admired
Voting sans fuss
Our freedoms inspired

 

Then came the dark times
Greed took the reins
Many ignored crimes
They caused great pains
 
Hate encouraged
Violence ensued
Truth disparaged
One party crude

 

Then an election
To fix what was lacking
Made a correction
Sent dt packing
 
But our job is not finished
We have not yet won
With focus undiminished
Vote the GOP DONE!

Monday, May 25, 2020

LIBERALS GET YOUR GUNS

Anything you can say
I can spin my way
I can spin anything
And wreck your day

No you can’t
Yes I can
Please do not
Kiss my butt
Well it’s wrong, it is wrong, it is wrong!

You promote fear and hate
In every Red State
How long can we wait?
Till your guy is ‘great?’

He is now
Really HOW?
Can’t you tell?
From his smell?
He is great, he is great, he is great!

The fact we’re in a lurch is
Proof we must close churches
Get off your high perches
And don't touch our churches

Come on folks
There’s danger here
A Liberal hoax
That much is clear!

Where is that test
And the vaccine you promised
Don’t be a pest
Or you’ll our guy pissed

He’s a child
Now I’m riled
He’s a fool
You’re a tool
He must go
WE SAY NO!
Dump him quick
You are sick!
Yes of him, sick of him, sick of him!

Saturday, November 23, 2019

THE SOUND OF dt

He sues to hide his tax returns and confiscates your notes
He follows Putin’s orders and then tries to block your votes
He wants to build a wall around our border with filled moats
I fear we simply must be rid of dt

He grabs the nearest pussy and he cheats on all his wives
He breaks all laws and gets a pass; the man has many lives
On cheating, stealing, lying and ignoring rules he thrives
This creature is not fit rule in DC

I’d like to say a word in his defense
His ouster gets us Pence

How do you solve a traitor like this dt?
How do you get the Senate on your side?
How do you lose a creature such as dt?
And not allow Mike Pence his own free ride 

Many a thing he’s done and gotten away with
Making deals to get his family cash
But how do you get his fans
To see through his evil plans
How do you get this Teflon don to crash 

Oh, how do you solve the terror known as dt?
Vote ‘BLUE’ and end this evil man’s crime spree!

When you’re with him you’re confused
Out of focus and bemused
And you never know exactly where you are
Unpredictable as weather
He's as flighty as a feather
He's a snarling little demon! He's a scar!
He'd outpester any pest
Drive a hornet from its nest
He could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
He’s a gentile! He is wild!
He's a riddle! HE’S A CHILD!

He's a headache! He's a twit!
And he's a shit!


How do you solve a traitor like this dt?
How do you get the Senate on your side?
How do you lose a creature such as dt?
And not allow Mike Pence his own free ride 

Many a thing he’s done and gotten away with
Making deals to get his family cash
But how do you get his fans
To see through his evil plans
And get this putrid Teflon don to crash 

Oh, how do you solve the terror known as dt?
Vote ‘BLUE’ and end this evil man’s crime spree!

Friday, November 22, 2019

NAME THAT CRIMINAL

As head of the nation’s justice department he has departed from every legal norm to protect his lord and master from any hint of prosecution even though in his heart he knows the creature is guilty as hell. 

For a creature who spent his entire life with his head up dt's ass, rotting in jail would seem to be a lateral move for this albino toadywho is getting ready for a lifetimeof picking up the soap!

This man has used and abused his power to block any and all legislation that would help average citizens live healthy fulfilling lives even to the point of ignoring his own political party on legislation against the easy access to gun massacre killing machines. 

Sitting in his spider-like lair hidden from the sun and fresh air this ‘oxy’ moron and putridly rotund creature spins his web of lies on conservative talk radio egging on the uneducated to commit violence against righteous hard working Americans who see through his agenda. 

Airing his dangerous views daily on one particular television station this thing speaks mainly to the White House giving his talking points to be spewed at Hitleresque youth rallies thus making him almost as powerful as a president. 

This disgusting oily foreigner uses his obscene undeserved wealth to further corrupt the greedy dt family into looking the other way while he commits crimes against humanity. He is a regular ‘cut up’ when it comes to freedom of the press and journalists. 

Travelling the World running a shadow State Department this criminal has been making deals to benefit himself and dt. The bonehead claims he works Pro Bono while this Nosefratu look alike is sucking the blood out of Democracy. 

Whether hiding in the shadows of mommy’s apron strings or firmly up the rear of his boss this smiling hypocrite claims to be more religious than Jesus. 

Not able to get his way and start a nuclear war anywhere this mustachioed moronic miscreant hopes to make millions off a book deal that reveals what the world already knows about the idiot in the White House.

As long as you are upper class
Commit any crime, get a pass
But talk of his treason
Will give him a reason
To drive his bus over your ass!

Thursday, March 28, 2019

dt's A FEW OF MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

Kids who’re disabled or have trouble in school
Those who don’t like me or call me a sad fool
They just don’t get it; they don’t know the score
They’re but a few things of which I abhor


People with AIDS or some other bad sickness
Those with no money or than me may have less
Of all these creature I ask what they’re for
They’re but a few things of which I abhor


Money that’s spent on the needy or riff-raff
Disloyalty in my party or my staff
That’s when I need a good rally or more
To forget those things that I do abhor


CNN guys
Think they’re so wise
Pointing out my lies
At this point give up boys, it’s really a bore
The TRUTH is what I abhor


Liberals, Progressives and all things Obama
Days without turmoil or traitorous drama
These are the things that I try to ignore
Cause they’re the things that I really abhor


Sessions, McCain and Jim Comey: Disloyal
Causing such grief as they all made my blood boil
I showed them all the quick way out the door
Cause they’re the types that I really abhor


Low IQ Waters and dumb Pocahontas
Go after me with their lies, making big fuss
Calling me racist, a bigot and more
God all these women I really abhor


When the Dems vote
Or I see a note
That reporters wrote
I simply remember the things I abhor
And smile as my fortunes soar!

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

EXCERPT FROM GOP GET YOUR GUN


Anything I can do I can blame you for.
I can blame you for the shit that I do!

No U can't.
Yes I can.
No U can't.
Yes I can.
No U can't, No U can't, No U can't! 

Look at the polls and you'll see our base loves us.
All of those jerks love us no matter what!

No they don't.
Yeah they do.
They should not.
But they do.
No they don’t. No they don’t. No they don’t.

All you do is pander
And you gerrymander

But we say with candor
At White House take a gander
You will see that our guy’s there

With that orange hair?
Yup.
You sure make a pair!
Ha

Any bills you guys passed we can now undo
We can undo all the good that you did 

No U can't.
Yes we can.
No U can't.
Yet we do.
No U can't, No U can't, No U can't! 

If we find we must sir
We’ll simply filibuster 

Our side you can’t fluster
You’re just like General Custer

This will be your final stand 
Is that what you’ve planned?
Yup, down to a man
No girls? You creep!

Why do you hate Middle Class and the poor folk?
Why must you always the wealthy guys stroke? 

No we don’t.
Yeah you do.
No we don’t!
Yes you do!
No we don’t. No we don’t. No we don’t.

You canceled out kids’ healthcare
And then made taxes unfair
But we did it with flair
And plenty of fake fanfare

You guys just don’t have a clue
To be evil like you?
Please, you play games too!

If there’s a bill you want passed, we’ll ignore it
We can ignore anything you guys want. 

You should not.
But we do.
You cannot.
Yeah we can
You must not not not!
Yes we do do do!
You should not!






Saturday, June 17, 2017

DC SHOWBOAT

Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta fly
Don't care the issue
dt’s gotta lie
Can't help hatin that evil man!

When his mouth is open
Don't care what you're hopin
He will disappoint you every time
He's like a crime!

Some say he's crazy
I say he's shrewd
Often times lazy
But always quite rude
Can't help hatin that evil man!


Sincerest apologies to the great Jerome Kern & the equally great Oscar Hammerstein II but not to the current incredibly NOT great resident of the White House!

Sunday, July 31, 2016

WWLS

Surely everyone has heard the acronym WWJD.
It stands for: "What Would Jesus Do?"
And I believe it is fair to say that were he alive today the man of peace would not approve of anything the current GOP candidate for President of the United States says or does.

But Jesus is a figure from over 2,000 years ago and in some ways irrelevant today.
So how about someone from our recent history?
Someone with a fairly high approval rating among both or most political parties?
Sadly the man of whom I speak is also long gone but his thoughts are not.  They are preserved in quotes passed down from generation to generation.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you a new metric upon which to measure Donald Trump:
WWLS
What Would Lincoln Say?

Actually what DID he say?
(Click the link to read a litany of the 16th President's sayings.)
What Would our 16th say?
Abe's actual quotes are in bold red italics:

Firstly and perfectly:
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. 
Sorry Donald but that ship has sailed!


And how about the people who are thinking of placing this dangerous man in the White House?
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
PLEASE DO NOT!

And what about all the statements that spew from Mr. Trump's mouth that seem to contradict themselves?
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
But he sure as hell tries!
Sadly he succeeds in fooling far too many which should lead all of us to realize we need a better educational system in America! (No more books printed in, edited and distributed by Texas!)

I like this one too:
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
The Trump stench has not yet harmed the publicity hounding con man's poll numbers!

And then there's the most famous:
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Well so far he has fooled enough to be a YUGE threat to the future of our great Democracy!

And also famously:
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Well not exactly ALL men, right Donnie boy?

And speaking of ALL MEN he is threatening to prove the following painfully correct!
A house divided against itself cannot stand. 
He has created a divide from which may not soon heal!

And if you still think you wish to have the Donald as the leader of the free world and in control of America's nuclear football:
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
And then make sure your fallout shelter is well stocked.

And finally in Lincoln's own words he directs us, no begs us not to believe in the likes of Donald Trump but to reject him, shun him and keep him and others like him as far away from power as is humanly possible!
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.

The party of Lincoln approved this message, albeit quietly so as to not incur the wrath of their current standard bearer!
Lincoln would've loved me.
I'm the greatest leader that ever lived!
The best leader!
The only leader that can...


Saturday, February 16, 2013

Enemies Mine


America has always had enemies and most likely always will.  Some say they hate us for our freedom and others for our arrogance but one thing most of our enemies have in common is their secret desire to visit and even live here.
Of course I am not speaking of mindless evil minded terrorists who care only about killing but rather those with defined differences in ideologies.  Some are jealous of our success and frustrated with their own government.
For example the leadership of Iran is an enemy who funds terrorists and insurgents around the world in an effort to harm America and our allies.  If you were to analyze their motives you might come away shaking your head at the stupidity of it all.  But the citizens of that repressed society actually admire America!
In Pakistan the leaders have banned Valentine’s Day saying it promotes vulgarity among the masses.  Yet they don’t seem to have any problem with suicide bombings.
Creating tension for the sake of creating tension is a form of insanity.  Fox news and their puppets on the right have long been proponents of doing just that.
President Barack Obama
And when a nation or group hates America they generally point to our leader or leaders as the focal point of their anger.
In that respect President Obama is no different from his predecessors and he definitely has his share of haters around the world.  But he holds the dubious distinction of having more enemies to deal with than any American President before him.  And that’s because so many of these haters ARE Americans.
I am not just talking about a simple political partisanship hate used to stoke a voter turnout fire but rather a deep seated intense possibly racially motivated and totally irrational violent hate that is so unfounded and unreasonable as to border on insanity.  And that border is as thin as it is porous.
Take the Republican Party in Congress and the first words out of the mouth of Senator Mitch McConnell after Mr. Obama became President Obama.  “Our number one job is to make Obama a one term President.”  The stance morphed a bit in 2012 to, “Our number one job is to get Obama out of office.”
Self Admitted Obstructionist
Undeserving of the title of
Senator Mitch McConnell
One certainly could have hoped that the Republican Party would have made fixing the economy and helping Americans their top priority but then one would have been terribly wrong!
And every step of the way since making that nearly terrorist-like statement aimed at dismissing what the majority of voters indicated they wanted McConnell’s party has acted irrationally.  They voted against their own bills when and if the President came on board.  They back tracked on every piece of legislation they had originally proposed once the President agreed with them.
In a sort of comic ‘Bizarro World’ fashion Mr. Obama would have had to say he was against something in order to get it enacted!  And when he moved closer to their stance in negotiations they slithered further away to the right until they couldn't get much farther lest they fall off the face of the Earth.  And still they would not compromise.  In fact many in their camp consider compromise to be a curse word avoided at all costs.
And with the silent filibuster many of these cowardly lions of the Republican Party hid behind a loophole in the Senate regulations to stop his every attempt at moving America forward.  Mr. Obama has had the least amount of appointees approved by Congress since time began and had to suffer through a record number of filibusters aimed at creating a stagnation nation.
The Party of NO has even had the nerve to stop him from appointing his own cabinet members!  What’s next, telling him who he may have dinner with?
Never Elected to anything
Grover Norquist
Right wing lunatic Grover Norquist, who has never been elected by any human to any office, has had a hold on the Republican Party for years.  He actually stated that his party of choice should allow the President a tiny increase on our ‘debt ceiling’ every 3 months and let him continue raising it ONLY IF HE BEHAVES!  Who the hell is this little weasel to demand the duly elected leader of the country behave?
Useless despicable turd
And speaking of hate mongering weasels, how about a many times failed billionaire with horrendous hair constantly seeking publicity who demands to see proof that Mr. Obama is who he says he is?
But he and his ilk are not alone and the message they promote is repeated across the under educated world of Fox News network viewers and readers.
Many Americans who tend to live in this ‘bubble’ are unaware of the terrible tactics these so called leaders of their party were and are pulling.  They became disillusioned with the President and turned against him.  And as any self-fulfilling prophesy will do this fueled the feverish fires of the Republican Party further.  They saw their evil tactics being rewarded so they doubled down their efforts to ruin the economy and keep Americans unemployed or underemployed at best.
But the President was reelected.  And for the second time he garnered a majority of the popular vote. And Congress remains mired in a record low approval rating.  So one would guess they would change their tactics.  And once again one would be wrong.
Some of the Republican Party have taken to calling for less stupidity in their ranks realizing the public perception is finally taking a turn toward reality.  It may be too little too late.
Growing up I was told that when you hate someone it only hurts you. That may be true but when the ‘you’ that’s doing the hating happens to be an entire political party there is bound to be a great deal of collateral damage!
Enemies don't have to remain
thus - Truly evolved people
can learn to become friends
Our two political parties will always have ideological differences and neither side will ever be 100% right.  That’s why we need at least parties with clearly defined messages and beliefs.  But we also need and deserve representatives who know the meaning of the words compromise and especially governance!
And all sides must understand that elections have meanings and consequences!
It’s time for the hating of this American born non-Muslim President to end and for constructive governing to begin!