He's done his best to wreck our economy
And taken retirement completely out of me
His buddies are given green lights and free passes
To drill where they like and to damn all the masses
The endangered species list continues to grow
Conservationists cry foul but have no place to go
The stock markets drop when he mumbles his speeches
He stutters and stammers and basically screeches
How many have died or are living in Hell
With no valuable research on embryonic stem cell
Katrina, Al Qaeida, and WMD
No executive handle on these things had he
This meek-minded moron was Commander-In-Chief?
Charlie Brown said it best with a hearty, "Good Grief!"
But lo he'll be gone not a moment too soon
Then maybe the world will come out of its swoon
So many Americans are now out of work
At a barbecue what would they say to this jerk?
"One last statement to you Mr. W Bush
Before you leave office please kiss my big tush!"