Thursday, June 7, 2018


  1. You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table, IN FRONT OF HER KIDS!
  2. You've been married three or more times and still have the same in laws!
  3. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth then your spouse.
  4. You're amazed at how clean service station restrooms are.
  5. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
  6. You think the last words of Star Spangled Banner are Gentlemen Start Your Engines!
  7. You lit a match in your bathroom & your house exploded right off its wheels.
  8. You were asked to remove your toothpick by the photographer at your wedding
  9. Your truck's Blue Book value rises & falls based on how much gas is in it.
  10. Anyone in your family's last words were: Watch This!
  11. You can't marry your sweetheart cause there's a law against it.
  12. Your front porch collapses and kills more than 5 dogs. - AND -
  13. Your family tree doesn't fork!

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