HOW DO YOU SOLVE THIS PROBLEM?

Please try to sing the following to the tune of Maria from

The Sound of Music.
Click the above for the tune

His swagger is annoying but it fits his pompous stare

He speaks on every subject but the truth he tells is rare

And there upon his old head is that really ugly hair

He doesn’t even know our Constitution

He loves to fondle women and then say it wasn’t so

And when it comes to cheating you in business he’s a pro

The man is really dangerous from head down to his toe

He simply should be in an institution

But Ivanka says a word in his defense

At least he’s chosen Pence

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?

How do you stop a bigot in his tracks?

How do you dump a loser like the Donald?

Before the GOP entirely cracks

Many a thing the Party tries to tell him

Many a thing the jerk should understand

But how do you make him hear

Impossible I fear

How to his massive ego make a dent?

Oh how can you solve a problem like the Donald?

Curtsy and greet our Madame President!

When we hear him we’re confused

More disgusted than bemused

And we never know exactly what he’ll say

As predictable as weather

And as smart as pre-tanned leather

He’s a jackass

He’s a moron

He’s Repub

Like a virus he will fester

In real life he’s just a jester

He will put the middle class all out of work

He is evil; he is crass

Has his head way up his ass

He’s a headache

He’s a danger

He’s a jerk!

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?

How do you stop a bigot in his tracks?

How do you dump a loser like the Donald?

Before the GOP entirely cracks

Many a thing the Party tries to tell him

Many a thing the jerk should understand

But how do you make him hear

Impossible I fear

How to his massive ego make a dent?

Oh how can you solve a problem like the Donald?

Curtsy and smile for Madame President!