Friday, October 21, 2016

HOW DO YOU SOLVE THIS PROBLEM?

Please try to sing the following to the tune of Maria from
The Sound of Music.
Click the above for the tune




His swagger is annoying but it fits his pompous stare
He speaks on every subject but the truth he tells is rare
And there upon his old head is that really ugly hair
He doesn’t even know our Constitution

He loves to fondle women and then say it wasn’t so
And when it comes to cheating you in business he’s a pro
The man is really dangerous from head down to his toe
He simply should be in an institution

But Ivanka says a word in his defense
At least he’s chosen Pence

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you stop a bigot in his tracks?
How do you dump a loser like the Donald?
Before the GOP entirely cracks

Many a thing the Party tries to tell him
Many a thing the jerk should understand
But how do you make him hear
Impossible I fear
How to his massive ego make a dent?
Oh how can you solve a problem like the Donald?
Curtsy and greet our Madame President!

When we hear him we’re confused
More disgusted than bemused
And we never know exactly what he’ll say

As predictable as weather
And as smart as pre-tanned leather

He’s a jackass
He’s a moron
He’s Repub

Like a virus he will fester
In real life he’s just a jester
He will put the middle class all out of work

He is evil; he is crass
Has his head way up his ass

He’s a headache
He’s a danger
He’s a jerk!

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you stop a bigot in his tracks?
How do you dump a loser like the Donald?
Before the GOP entirely cracks

Many a thing the Party tries to tell him
Many a thing the jerk should understand
But how do you make him hear
Impossible I fear
How to his massive ego make a dent?
Oh how can you solve a problem like the Donald?

Curtsy and smile for Madame President!

1 comment:

Bruce Resch said...

ADDITIONAL MUSIC:

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you make him stop and go away?
How do you stop a problem like the Donald?
Before he makes the country go astray!

Many a pol has up and tried to quell him
Many have tried to make of him some sense
But how can we all survive
And live out our peaceful lives?
How can you not see evil with him and Pence?

Oh how can we solve a problem like the Donald?
If you all vote America will thrive!