WHITE RABID DEBT

One card is for dining
And another one is for gas
And a third one is for shopping
With a fourth linked to EZpass
Without malice, count the points you get

 

And if you pay bills when they’re all due
You'll watch your credit rating rise
Then banks send more offers to you
And each card gives you a prize
With so much credit, you go into debt

 

When spammer calls make you think
That your warranty is up
And you just had the morning’s fifth drink
And six more before your sup
Go ask a banker
Before you erupt

 

When you owe more than you can handle
And you’ve fallen on hard times
You've lit both ends of your candle
And you only think in rhymes
Remember, it is not a crime
To pay on time,
Pay on time!