THE SOUND OF MUSIC FOR OUR TIMES

The Sound of Sour Music

(The Sound of Music)

The hills are alive with the sound of violence
With fear and with hate like we’ve never known
The cause of it is all dt and half pence
They worked very hard to get those seeds sown.

They hate all the blacks and the browns and the folks living on only hopes and on dimes
They love seeing mobs running wild with their guns who commit real hate crimes

They stoke and they roil and incite and then claim that it’s all just fake news
They aim to keep power and cheat so that they never lose.

I fear that the Hill wants them to keep cover
So crap Repubs do will stay out of view
Then Putin’s DC little puppet lover
Can say US is through.

How Do You Solve a Problem Like the Donald

 (Maria)

His swagger is annoying, but it fits his pompous stare
He speaks on every subject but the truth he tells is rare
And there upon his old head is that really ugly hair
He doesn’t even know our Constitution
 
He loves to fondle women and then say it wasn’t so
And when it comes to cheating you in business he’s a pro
The man is really dangerous from head down to his toe
He simply should be in an institution
 
But Ivanka says a word in his defense
His ouster gets us Pence

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you stop a bigot in his tracks?
How do you dump a loser like the Donald?
Before the GOP entirely cracks
 
Many a thing the Party tries to tell him
Many a thing the jerk should understand
But how do you make him hear
Impossible I fear
How to his massive ego make a dent?
Oh how can you solve a problem like the Donald?
Vote and make Biden our next President!
 
When we hear him we’re confused
More disgusted than bemused
And we never know exactly what he’ll say
 
As predictable as weather
And as smart as pre-tanned leather
 
He’s a jackass
He’s a moron
He’s Repub
 
Like a virus he will fester
In real life he’s just a jester
He will put the middle class all out of work
 
He is evil; he is crass
Has his head way up his ass
 
He’s a headache
He’s a danger
He’s a jerk!
 

How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you make him stop and go away?
How do you stop a problem like the Donald?
Before he makes the country go astray!

Many a pol has up and tried to quell him
Many have tried to make of him some sense
But how can we all survive
And live out our peaceful lives?
How can you not see evil with him and Pence?

Oh how can we solve a problem like the Donald

If we all vote America can thrive!

dt's Vice

 (Edelweiss)

My main vice
Don’t think twice
Total power is real nice
 
When I rule
I am cruel
My emotions are like ice
 
It’s a great thing to be on the top
On the top forever
 
My main vice
Don’t think twice
Total power is real nice
 
If you’re in pain I don’t give a shit
I don’t care at all, NO
 
My main vice
It’s so nice
I’ll be your leader at least twice

dt's Favorite Things

 (A Few of My Favorite Things)

Putie & Kim Jong & all other shitheads

Gunmen & G-Men & young girls in their beds

Lying to masses, the anger it brings

These are a few of his favorite things.

 

Closing our borders to anyone not white

Pander to needs of the nuts on the far right

Hobnob with rulers, dictators, and kings

These are some more of his favorite things,

 

When he sounds dumb

He won't be glum

No use feeling sad

He simply remembers those showers of gold

He's happiest when he's bad!

Controlling news cycles with mad rants on Twitter

Staying the course to show he’s no quitter

Making his staff think that they will go nuts

These are the reasons they call him a putz

 

Seeing his daughter dressed up and quite gorgeous

Making believe that his family’s the Borgias

Knowing all Dems really do hate his guts

These are the reasons they call him a putz

 

Meeting with spies

Telling big lies

Kayleigh then denies

Reporters are mutts

There’s no ifs ands or buts

And so they call him a putz.

 

Flying down south playing golf where it’s sunny

Ending entitlements to get your money

Raising the debt with his huge budget cuts

These are the reasons they call him a putz

 

East to west coast

Biden is toast

So now he doth boast

More gold than King Tut’s

And he still love his sluts

And that’s why he is a putz!

’16 Going on ‘20

 (I Am 16 Going on 17)

I won in ’16
Went to work in ‘17
Baby can I do harm
The shit that you’ve seen
Is cause I am mean
And I’ve got that sewer charm
 
When my friends spin
And I do win
Then rule for four more years
Vladimir will grin
As will the trump kin
And all the libs shed tears
 
Evil and uninformed am I
To run a country true
I will destroy any ally
And Dems will cry boo hoo
 
I have one job
I must still do
You’ll sob
You know it’s true
Cause that one job
Is quite anti-Blue
It’ll destroy all of you!

So Long Farewell

  

So long farewell
Let’s kiss his ass goodbye
Vote him begone
Or USA will fry
 
So long farewell
Vote every Democrat in
To live we must
Be sure that Biden does win
 
So long farewell
Our country’s pride will swell
If we all vote
And send dt to Hell
 
He just must go
All he can do is lie
Please vote for Joe
If you do so will I
 
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye

dt's Least Favorite Things (reprise of sorts)

Kids who’re disabled or have trouble in school
Those who don’t like me or call me a sad fool
They just don’t get it; they don’t know the score
They’re but a few things of which I abhor
 
People with AIDS or some other bad sickness
Those with no money or than me may have less
Of all these creature I ask what they’re for
They’re but a few things of which I abhor
 
Money that’s spent on the needy or riff-raff
Disloyalty in my party or my staff
That’s when I need a good rally or more
To forget those things that I do abhor
 
CNN guys
Think they’re so wise
Pointing out my lies
At this point give up boys, it’s really a bore
The TRUTH is what I abhor
 
Liberals, Progressives and all things Obama
Days without turmoil or traitorous drama
These are the things that I try to ignore
Cause they’re the things that I really abhor
 
Sessions, McCain and Jim Comey: Disloyal
Causing such grief as they all made my blood boil
I showed them all the quick way out the door
Cause they’re the types that I really abhor
 
Low IQ Waters and dumb Pocahontas
Go after me with their lies, making big fuss
Calling me racist, a bigot and more
God all these women I really abhor
 
When the Dems vote
Or I see a note
That reporters wrote
I simply remember the things I abhor
And smile yes my fortunes soar!

Climb Every Molehill

 (Mountain?)

Climb every molehill
Crawl lower too
Follow every tyrant
Make them all love you
 
Climb every molehill
Ford every swamp
Kill every nice rainbow
As their dreams you stomp
 
Destroy all the dreams
Of the people you lead
Every day of your life
Make America bleed!!!!
 
Climb every molehill
Crawl lower too
Follow every despot
Till
Your
Dreams
COME
TRUE!