Sunday, April 21, 2013

Who REALLY Said That?



Good things come to those who wait.
                Anyone wanting to get ahead of others

The meek shall inherit the Earth.
                Not the meek I’ll tell you

Your call is very important to us.
                First customer service person after the invention of the phone

Of course I’ll respect you in the morning.
                Adam

Good things come in small packages
                Someone with a small package

I am not a crook
                First crook

Play nicely children
                Eve

A house divided against itself cannot stand
                The minority

Tis better to give than receive
                Someone hoping for a gift

Love thy neighbor as thyself
                Your neighbor

Spare the rod; spoil the child
                Ste. Claire (The first Nun)

A good man is hard to find
                Eve

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client
                Every attorney since time began

A penny saved is a penny earned
                Every boss I ever had!

A place for everything and everything in its place
                Mom

Power corrupts - Absolute power corrupts absolutely
                First Serf

Every cloud has a silver lining
                Uncle Weatherbee (Let’s see how old you are!)

A man is judged by the clothing he wears
                Sy Syms

Better late than never
                My brother! (He’s gotten better lately.)

Never bring a knife to a gun fight
                Sean Connery

Try not, Do!
                Yoda, duh!

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me, uh, — you can't get fooled again.
                If you don’t know I give up!

 I know a little about everything and a lot about nothing.
                Michele Bachmann

Ignorance is bliss
                Ted Cruz

The squeaky wheel gets the oil
                Tea Party members

Accidents will happen
                Murphy


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