Showing posts with label maga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label maga. Show all posts

Saturday, September 17, 2022

12 REASONS YOU MAY BE A maga MORON

You may be a maga moron if:

1 - You are more angry at a black mermaid in a cartoon than at an orange traitor in the White House

2 - You think dt is the second coming

3 - You get all your ideas and beliefs from Hannity and Carlson

4 - You believe the January 6th rioters were peaceful tourists visiting Congress

5 - You think government knows what's best for women's health and wellbeing, more so than women themselves

6 - You really feel Jews want to replace you

7 - You still think Lincoln was a criminal for freeing the slaves

8 - You believe in your heart that Fauci and Gates planted tracking devices in vaccines

9 - You are certain Covid-19 was a hoax anyway

10 - You believe the moon landings were faked

11 - Your family tree doesn't fork (Sorry Mr. Foxworthy but it fit too well to omit!)

And finally,

12 - You may be a maga moron if you know for a fact that only dt can fix America!

Monday, May 25, 2020

LIBERALS GET YOUR GUNS

Anything you can say
I can spin my way
I can spin anything
And wreck your day

No you can’t
Yes I can
Please do not
Kiss my butt
Well it’s wrong, it is wrong, it is wrong!

You promote fear and hate
In every Red State
How long can we wait?
Till your guy is ‘great?’

He is now
Really HOW?
Can’t you tell?
From his smell?
He is great, he is great, he is great!

The fact we’re in a lurch is
Proof we must close churches
Get off your high perches
And don't touch our churches

Come on folks
There’s danger here
A Liberal hoax
That much is clear!

Where is that test
And the vaccine you promised
Don’t be a pest
Or you’ll our guy pissed

He’s a child
Now I’m riled
He’s a fool
You’re a tool
He must go
WE SAY NO!
Dump him quick
You are sick!
Yes of him, sick of him, sick of him!