At the core of our democracy is the trust we place in our elected officials.
Wednesday, July 6, 2022
GOP - ROTTEN TO THE CORE!
Friday, June 24, 2022
NAILS FOR YOUR COFFIN, NAILS FOR YOUR COFFIN
You walked into the White House like you were striding
onto a stage
Your red hat cocked above your eyes
Your makeup was orange rage
You had one on your daughter, but thought of your golden
age
And all Repubs dreamed that they’d be your lover
They’d be your lover, Oh
You are scum
You probably think you’ll get away Scot free
You are scum (You are scum)
I bet you think you’ll always just win
Don’t you, don’t you?
You lied and cheated years ago when voters were all naïve
When you said that only you could fix things here and now
you just will not leave
But you tried to end Democracy
And all your crimes we now see
Justice is coming with nails for your coffin, nails for
your coffin and
You are scum
You probably think you’ll get away Scot free
You are scum (You are scum)
I bet you think you’ll always just win
Don’t you, don’t you?
Justice is coming with nails in your coffin, nails in your
coffin and
You are scum
You probably think you’ll get away Scot free
You are scum (You are scum)
I bet you think you’ll always just win
Don’t you, don’t you?
Well, I hear you’re hiding at mar a lago
And holding court like you’re the king
And cheating when you play some golf
And repubs come to kiss your ring
Well, you’re where you should be until it’s time
But things will change real soon
And you must pay for your crimes, pay for your crimes
Pay, pay for your crimes, and
You are scum
You probably think you’ll get away Scot free
You are scum (You are scum)
I bet you think you’ll always just win
Don’t you, don’t you?
Justice is coming with nails for your coffin, nails for your
coffin and
You are scum
You probably think you’ll get away Scot free
You are scum (You are scum)
I bet you think you’ll always just win
Don’t you, don’t you?
Friday, June 10, 2022
THE GIRL FROM MAR-A-LAGO
Pale and spooky and dumb and kooky
The girl that came from ivanka’s nooky
Is just as evil as daddy, and her two bros
But, although normal humans hate her
Her daddy says he would love to date her
And her sick hubby would not berate her
If he she chose
Lo, though she scares those around her
Most family members have crowned her
Treason and lies don’t astound her
For she’s lived with the grift and the crap
And any mark her dad treats as a sap
So,
Tall and ghostly
And odd but mostly
This wraith-like creature
Who should be toast, she
Is covering her bony ass
Against dad dt.
Saying she don't agree
With his big lie, you see
Hoping she can stay free
Distanced from old dt
No honor she...
Thursday, June 2, 2022
MUSINGS ON SAYINGS
I've always enjoyed phrases that make you stop and think.
Here are a few oxymorons and silly sayings that I call:
'Lexicon-jobs.'
(Cue the drummer!)
"I heard you just had a little baby."
"Well, I'm married, so I already have a big baby!"
"Did you have a nice shower?"
"Nah, I decided to have an ugly one today!"
Big Pharma: "Do not take 'mxyplxt' if you are allergic to 'mxyplxt'.
"Why not? I love the way I look when my skin gets those bright red itchy polka dots."
"Have a headache?"
"No thanks, I already have one."
"If you cannot afford your drug, 'ABX' might be able to help you."
"Might??? JUST LOWER THE PRICE!"
"How about a spot of tea?"
"Uh, no thanks, I just cleaned this outfit."
Sports: "He's holding his own!"
He'd better be holding his own, or a fight could break out!
Lawn sign: "House for sale, By Owner."
As opposed to, "House for sale by neighbor down the block on the left. I hate the guy!"
Baseball: "The pitch was too high, for a ball."
Then what was it?
And of course, old favorites:
'Jumbo shrimp'
'Government Intelligence'
And sadly, 'Republican integrity'.
Wednesday, May 25, 2022
SUFFER NOT JUST THE CHILDREN!
When a child brings home something a parent is proud of, such as an original drawing, or a great report card from school, it gets placed on the refrigerator. A friend, neighbor, or relative may spot it and comment, "You must be so proud."
And truth be told, the parent does feel a bit of pride, even if the item on display is not a Rembrandt or a piece of paper studded with "A"s.
After all, it represents the culmination, or at least the beginning of the journey toward what the parent had dreamed of for their child.
The parent, as mentor, has tried to point the offspring in the desired direction his or her entire life, and can now start to see the budding of their bidding, the fruits of their unselfish labor.
I wonder if the refrigerator in Mitch McConnell's home, or Ted Abbott's kitchen will display the achievements of the nurtured murderer of children in Uvalde, TX this week.
Will the headlines replace those of the deranged killer in a Texas church, or a Walmart?
Or will the photos of the grieving parents be tacked onto the appliance alongside the current massacre, leaving space for the next one, and the one after that, and on and on.
It is way past time for the Repub party to join the overwhelming majority of humans across America in their desire to end these senseless attacks on innocent men, women, and of course, children!
Take the bill, passed by the Democratic majority in the House, out of the freezer and place it on the table to be voted on!
Let the public see who is on the side of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, without fear of being gunned down in a movie theater, a church, a high school, or an elementary school, and which political party is, instead, in the pocket of the NRA!
Thoughts and prayers are not a substitute for seeing one's child grow up, get married, have children, and buy a house with a refrigerator upon which they can post wonderful works of art that rival a Picasso!
Tuesday, May 10, 2022
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE" WHITE MAN?
Why does the US Constitution say, “We the people…” when the document really means “We, the white land-owning men…”?
You would have to get in your time machine, don your time
appropriate garments and head back to 1775 Philadelphia for the answer.
Of course, the real answer lies many years, if not centuries
or even millennia earlier when the ‘weaker sex’ relied on men to bring home
the bacon, a beaver, or a buffalo and provide safety.
But before you make like Anne Boleyn, let me assure you this
will not be a very long history lesson on the minority rule of men. It will
merely be a roundabout way of showing that while ‘the squeaky wheel gets the
oil’, ‘might makes right’ is still the rule.
There are several more aphorisms that could be used but after a while they may take the reader’s attention away from my purpose, so I’ll stop before it’s too late, and strike while the iron is hot!
(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
In law there is something called, ‘Adverse Possession’ which
is generally used with regards to land ownership, but I will stretch it’s use a
bit here for reasons which will become painfully clear.
Adverse possession states that if someone owns, or claims to
own, or has in his possession, that which he was not originally entitled to,
for a prolonged period, without dispute by the original owner, then ownership
is given to the usurper.
The idea and practice comes from England, which just so
happens to be where the United States came from.
So, where does adverse possession fit into the argument about
“We the people”?
White, land-owning men have seemingly owned all other groups
of human beings in America ever since arriving here from England, so, QED.
And since the above has only been disputed a handful of
times, albeit successfully, the rule still stands and can be reinstated at any
time!
Two such successful disputes involved 'squeaky-wheel' suffragettes, and equally 'squeaky-wheeled' African Americans marching for Civil Rights.
However, it now seems that the people noted in the Constitutionally cited, “We the People”, have decided that enough is enough.
They have started to
rescind the hard-fought for and won rights of decades past.
Well, not all the “We the People´ have decided the above.
A mere five to four simple-minded; single-minded, simple
majority on the Supreme Court of the United States is simply about to do so.
With a stroke of their conservative pen, those five
individuals will strike down the first right from a list they should hold sacrosanct; that
of women being allowed to control their own bodies.
The archaic reason is, after all, they have been possessions
of white men since before this Nation even began and were merely on loan to themselves.
And once “We the People” have taken care of women’s health
issues, their right to vote against their husband’s wishes could be next.
Rescinding the rights of those they consider inferior sects of
our citizenry will follow, as all the dominoes will topple, and America will
finally be ‘taken back’.
But no time machine is needed to stop that which would
appear to be inevitable.
No new revolutionary war, or civil war be started, or rather
continued.
The first shot heard round the world has been fired.
Now is the time for all good “We the People" - "All the People” to stand
up and be heard before their voices are, like Poe’s Raven said, heard NEVERMORE!