Follies for the Middle Class (Thanks Mr. Sondheim)

Fox News & Small Pox, all kinds of plagues

And I'm here, I'm still here.

Radical Repubs; SCOTUS gone wild but I'm here
I'm still here.

Kill all the unions,

Screw healthcare

A conscience in DC?
That’s quite rare

Lived through trickle down economics

And I'm here!

Cheney & Palin; Chads and the radical right

And I'm here

Bailouts and blowouts;

Money's incredibly tight

And I'm here

Taxes are killing the middle class

Repubs have their heads up their ass

Wealthiest few get a damn free pass

And I'm here

I sold all my silver, gold and brass

And I’m here

I've lived through Rove and his brain trying to lead us

Who the hell is that prick?

Or better yet

Let's give the vote to a fetus

What's the matter with Rick?

Long dong; Scalia; Roberts; Alito and such

And I'm here

Boehner and Grassley; Ryan and Cohen's out of touch

And I'm here

I've lived through Limbaugh, Bill-O too

Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter all screw you

I survived Nixon & Reagan and I'm here!
Mission accomplished wasn't
And I'm here!

The President's Kenyan; a Muslim; Illegal

And he must be removed

The right has all of the brains of a beagle

And no claims can be proved

Tea Party madness

Funded by sick brothers Koch

And I’m here

Watching Repub debates

Damn what a sad bunch; a joke

And I’m here

Please tell me that it will all soon end

The Democratic Party won’t break we’ll bend

I’m looking forward to November
And my friend

Four more fruitful years for Obama
To be here

And I’m here

Yes I’m here

I’m still heeeeeeere!

Top 10 Things No Intelligent American Human Being Should Expect:

10. The wealthy actually hiring more workers at decent wages after receiving yet another tax gift from Congress

9. Truth and fairness in any way, shape or form anywhere anytime from a Fox Network so-called news show

8. Narcissistic sub-humans such as Ann Coulter actually caring about anyone but themselves

7. The liberal media NOT kowtowing to conservatives’ charges that they are liberal

6. Anything but hypocrisy out of the mouths of Republican Congressmen & women, especially if campaigning

5. Sarah Palin’s voice to be soothing

4. The 'religious right' understanding facts based in actual science such as evolution, gravity or climate change

3. Corporations hiring Americans while there are still unemployed Asians overseas

2. Republicans to be in favor of anything that helps the middle class or appears to give Obama a ‘win’


And the number one thing no sane individual who has been alive and awake for at least the past few years should expect:

1. The wealthiest 1% of Americans giving up their ownership of Congress and control of the country