Who REALLY Said That?

Good things come to those who wait.

                Anyone wanting to get ahead of others

The meek shall inherit the Earth.

                Not the meek I’ll tell you

Your call is very important to us.

                First customer service person after the invention of the phone

Of course I’ll respect you in the morning.

                Adam

Good things come in small packages

                Someone with a small package

I am not a crook

                First crook

Play nicely children

                Eve

A house divided against itself cannot stand

                The minority

Tis better to give than receive

                Someone hoping for a gift

Love thy neighbor as thyself

                Your neighbor

Spare the rod; spoil the child

                Ste. Claire (The first Nun)

A good man is hard to find

                Eve

A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client

                Every attorney since time began

A penny saved is a penny earned

                Every boss I ever had!

A place for everything and everything in its place

                Mom

Power corrupts - Absolute power corrupts absolutely

                First Serf

Every cloud has a silver lining

                Uncle Weatherbee (Let’s see how old you are!)

A man is judged by the clothing he wears

                Sy Syms

Better late than never

                My brother! (He’s gotten better lately.)

Never bring a knife to a gun fight

                Sean Connery

Try not, Do!

                Yoda, duh!

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me, uh, - you can't get fooled again.

                If you don’t know I give up!

 I know a little about everything and a lot about nothing.

                Michele Bachmann

Ignorance is bliss

                Ted Cruz

The squeaky wheel gets the oil

                Tea Party members

Accidents will happen

                Murphy