Monday, September 21, 2015

Repub Speak 2015/16

1) I promise to lower taxes!
a)  The taxes that will be lowered may not even affect you at all!
b)  The gap between you and the wealthy will rise!
c)  They will get a hugely better break and you will have to make up the difference needed to keep government going.
2) Hillary lied about e-mails
a)  I really don’t have much to bring her down with so hopefully this will deflect the fact that I am a useless panderer.
b)  If you took the time to investigate this non-issue I would be toast but luckily you are too stupid to think for yourself so I can win!
3) Benghazi - Hillary's fault allowing 4 Americans to be killed
a)  Please don’t investigate and find out that my party cut funding for security in Libya and other U S Embassies around the world.
b)  If we had allowed more funding for security it is likely those 4 Americans would be alive today!
c)  Thank goodness you are such fools and believe the crap I spew!
4)  Obama is a Muslim and he wasn’t even born in the US!
a)  After trying to defeat this black Democrat and failing we have nothing else to use for our base to debase him with!
b)  We tried to get rid of the costly healthcare he rammed through and failed. Of course it was only costly to the wealthy people.
c)  We cannot allow anymore of his proposals to pass so that maybe we can get his name out of the history books.
d) We know the name of Obama will never make it into the school books of Texas but that’s just not enough!!
5) Vote for us – We are the party of fiscal responsibility!
a)  Just don’t look at facts since spending always goes up under our Republican majority and always down under theirs.
b)  The statement is half true however since we ARE responsible to the wealthy donors who basically own our votes.
6) We are the JOBS Party!
a)  Well, not exactly jobs for you but…
b)  We have secured OUR jobs and those of our owners by redistricting America and making it nearly impossible for us to lose seats in Congress!
c)  If we could just fool a few more people into believing half the shit we say we might even win back the White House.
7) Vote For Us – Voting is your right – Exercise it!
a)  Of course with our gerrymandered districts and voter fraud programs if you are not going to vote for us we will find a way to stop you from voting altogether!
b)  We are here for you but not to actually do anything for you. Be real!!
c)  Keep your streak of voting against your own best interests alive! We really love your naivete.
d)  But since we are pros at committing fraud (see 2000 Florida) we will stop voter fraud in its dirty minority riddled tracks!
e)  We know all the tricks of voter fraud, hell we invented them!
f)  We will keep pointing to the 4 instances of voter fraud we found that harmed our side as proof that it is rampant and you are too stupid to see the truth!
8) Climate Change is a Liberal Media Hoax!
a)  We are not scientists but puh-lease, How could little ole me cause an entire planet to get hot?
b)  If we start doing anything about fossil fuel emissions now it will kill all the jobs we were able to get for you!  You don't want to lose your jobs do you?
c)  The economy is just too fragile to mess with. If we start taxing coal emissions think of all the money the wealthy businesses would lose. And when they lose money they take it out on us, I mean you, you! Of course you! Haha, damn you Freud!
9) We are the Family Values Party!
a)  This is true as long as you don’t ask us which families we are in power to protect and promote.
b)  Our family values? Come on, don’t make me laugh.
10) Marriage is between one man and one woman.
a)  Well at least one man and one woman at a time!  Uh, sorry Mr. Romney!
b)  We can’t believe how many religious assholes are out there who really think WE think same sex marriage will lead to beastiality! What jackasses!
c)  And of course we believe in marriage! Just look at Newt - He's working on number 3? 4? Sorry, I lose track!

Monday, September 14, 2015

You Are No Evita!

And this is Kentucky not Argentina!

KIM DAVIS

(In her own words, if she was smart enough to pen them!)

Don’t cry for me oh Kentucky
The truth is I shall not falter
In my commitment
To shirk my duties
And still collect my
Absurd high salary

Ride on my train you conservatives
And we will keep fighting all those others
Who wish to marry
Within their gender
Since it’s against my
Intolerant religion

Have I said too much?
There’s nothing more I can think of to say to you.

But that’s because my brain is small

And all I can think of is hate to spew!

KIM DAVIS, KIM DAVIS, KIM DAVIS, KIM DAVIS

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Danger Will Robinson

Billions of years ago some elements combined with each other to form compounds.  These compounds somehow cooperated with each other to produce more of them.  This reproduction eventually led to organisms and life.
But in order for this newly formed life to thrive the individual parts had to somehow work together and create different functions.
As these simple organisms grew and replicated there were mutations.  If the mutation was weak and unfit for its surroundings it died off.  But if it was better adapted to its environment it thrived and multiplied.
Eventually simple single celled organisms found ways to work with others and evolved into multiple cell creatures.
Within each of these creature, these communities of cells there is an orderly separation of duties designed for the greater good.  When a cell breaks down or ceases to function as it should the organism sends out a signal to destroy that cell and thus continue a healthy life.
If we look at what the cells of the body have become we will see various individual shapes and sizes of organs all working together in a society of life.
As long as each community of cells, each area of the body works together for the greater good they all survive.
Evolution has taught these cells that greed is inappropriate within a healthy body.
Cancer cells are part of an organism that do not play by the rules.  They seem to forget that all cells have roles to play in a healthy organism.  They have figured out how to mask their intentions from the body’s police force and in many cases fool healthy cells into doing their bidding.
They wish to multiply themselves at the expense of other cells around them ultimately stopping other functions from working.
As a result they replicate at an ever increasing rate until they foolishly kill the host and with it themselves!
Unfortunately we have not yet been able to find cures for all the various forms of out of control cells known as cancer but we must keep trying.
However cancers are not only within a body, they exist everywhere.
If we consider Earth to be a living organism, not much of a stretch, then all the inhabitants thereon can be thought of as individual cells.
Our human society is in fact a living body.
We need to cooperate with each other in order to continue living on this planet of ours.
We cannot afford to kill the host.
We also cannot afford to greedily take more of the resources for our own individual good at the expense of others.
People or groups of people who insist on taking more than their fair share are a cancer on our society.
We use different terms for different groups of these anti-social cliques but make no mistake, they are each one a danger to life as we know it!
Terrorists such as the murdering throngs currently creating havoc in the Middle East are a cancer.
Super wealthy greedy individuals or groups trying to usurp power from the body for their own good are a cancer.
And leaders who look the other way when corporations pollute our planet thus endangering its welfare are a cancer.
Remember that we cannot survive without the Earth but the Earth surely can survive without us.  The body must find a way to work together to rid itself of these cancers just as it found a way to grow from those first elements into a population of 7 billion humans.

Because if we continue blindly as we have in the recent past the Earth will find a way to remove the offending cancer for good!

Monday, July 27, 2015

ROAD RAGE

For the past few years I have noticed a definite increase in aggressiveness on the road.
You cannot drive on a highway anywhere in America without being tailgated or passed by cars driving 10 to 20 miles over the speed limit.  Many times a car will pass you with his tires still in your lane!
And when doing so the driver looks at you as if you were a criminal deliberately holding him back.
I sometimes see such anger in the faces of these would-be race car drivers as they pass me that I am afraid to be in the same city let alone road with them.
It is no wonder we keep hearing about more accidents and deaths caused by careless or just plain stupid driving.
And because you must constantly alternate between looking forward and glancing at all three mirrors driving any distance further than the local mall or Movie Theater has become an exhausting experience.
Over that last two years I have driven in many cities and find the same aggressiveness on the road.
In Phoenix I was nearly terrified to drive on the highway but had to in order to go anywhere.
After complaining that Arizona must have the worst drivers in America I found the same type of rage on the roads of South Florida and New Jersey and upstate New York.
I witness drivers maneuvering their cars in and out of lanes as though they were in the latest Fast & Furious flick.  Going from right to middle to left lane and then reversing direction back to the original lane just to pass one vehicle!
Are they kidding?
They would rather force you off the road or even kill you rather than lose a second getting wherever it is they are headed.
I am certain they will not be late for their funerals!
I don’t know the cause of this seeming epidemic and realize it is impossible to have police cars every mile or so and on every road in America but until we figure out how to get these maniacs off the road we will keep reading about more highway deaths.
Breathalyzers or sensors on steering wheels to lock the ignition prior to a drunk driver hitting, literally, the road is one way to limit tragedy.
And punishing those who drive recklessly or impaired; text while driving; get behind the wheel with suspended licenses; read the paper, (Yes actually reading the newspaper);
or even putting on make-up while directing a 2 ton missile down the road with loss of license and fines and possible jail time may become necessary.
Hit and run accidents can be stopped with a simple device that cuts the engine off and does not allow it to be restarted for ten minutes or so if sensors in the front bumper are tripped by the car hitting an object while it’s moving over 10 miles per hour.
The time spent sitting in the driver’s seat would allow the driver time to rethink his urge to flee the scene.  He or she may even feel a different urge, stay and help the victim then explain the cause of the accident to the police.
So what is the cause or at least one of the causes of this increase in life threatening arrogance on the road?
I believe the increase in road rage has something to do with the increase of frustration with life in America.
We have very little control of what goes on in our lives these days.
We fight against the odds for a raise at work and rail against the government for a break on our taxes equal or at least close to what the wealthy get.
For too long the average citizen has been watching his savings disappear to higher costs and total taxes.  He realizes that none of this money is being used to make his life better but rather line the pockets of wealthy Americans and corporate CEOs.
The feeling among more and more people is one of resignation.  They know that the America of 2015 will not have a revolution and things will not change.
This bastard started
the Republican policy of
killing the middle class.
The direction the country has been heading since the White House of Ronald Reagan first started the right’s war on unions and the middle class is bad for the masses.
But what makes it worse is that the wealthier among us have figured out ways to speed up the move in that direction.
If nothing changes we will no longer have a middle class.
If nothing changes we will have wealthy over lords deciding which among us gets a crumb now and then.
If nothing changes life as we know it will cease to exist.
If nothing changes the fast fading American Dream will be nothing more than a memory.

And finally if nothing changes frustration levels will rise to the breaking point and road rage may become the least of our worries!

Sunday, April 19, 2015

TAX FREEDOM DAY? REALLY??

April 24th will come and pass without most Americans realizing its significance.
But it happens to be the day known as “Tax Freedom Day.”
You'll believe anything!
That sounds really cool.
This is a day for us to celebrate.
So why does it go unnoticed?
Well for one reason it’s not real.
We don’t stop paying tax on April 24th and in fact most of us will continue to pay taxes every day for the rest of our lives.
And taxes are taken out of every paycheck and collected on most if not all sales.
So how is April 24th a day of tax freedom?
Well if workers added up their entire gross salary for every day they worked from the start of the year and gave every penny to the government April 24th would be the day they have paid their entire tax bill for the year.
April 24th? Hah!
In other words they finally start working for themselves!
Of course if you add all the other costs you must pay then the day gets moved a little further down the calendar.
For example if you add up all the money you pay to insurance companies of all sorts and utility companies who must be fed you might actually be depressed to note that not even the first eight months of the year are yours to keep!
But let’s just talk taxes.
The above scenario only actually affects the middle class.
How can this be you might ask.
Well the poor and homeless among us do not earn enough to survive let alone pay taxes so they are not affected.
And large corporations and the wealthiest among us, or rather above us as they would prefer be called pay little or no taxes to begin with and in some case are even rewarded with subsidies as is the case with that poor indigent corporation Exxon.
For this group Tax Freedom Day actually comes and passes at the one second mark of January the first every year.
So armed with the knowledge that the middle class pays most of the taxes in America one might think that they are the most important group and should be protected.
Surely if they are not around anymore then America will not have enough revenue to operate!
So how come one political party in particular is trying to squeeze them out of existence?
Glaciers? Glacier?
We don't need no stinkin Glaciers!!
Perhaps it is for the same reason they also wish to ignore that Global Climate change is caused by human actions and could eventually ruin the environment so vital to our future.
And that reason is pandering to the wealthy!
Most large corporations and the people who run them make their money by ignoring the environmental consequences of their actions.  Following rules and regulations can cut into your profit margin.
And if you are sued for negligence that causes a death here and there or an oil spill that kills thousands of creatures and pollutes the environment your attorneys can drag things out until the public forgets and a lawmaker is convinced to slap you on the wrist and move on.
You see when you don’t have to worry about money or taxes for that matter you are free to spend as you like.

And what better way to spend your money than to buy and own a government!
Art Pope is not a Pope!
When billionaire right winger Art Pope bought the elections in North Carolina he populated the legislature with his cronies and placed himself as the States’ Budget Director.
In that role he decided to stop funding the States education system.  He also fired the head of the State’s education system for no apparent reason and then blocked certain courses from their medical school on what might appear to be religious grounds!
Former head of NC School system
Tom Ross never saw what hit him.
He was too intelligent to think
anyone could be so stupid!
The school, University of North Carolina, UNC was once considered the bright spot in the State and one of the top medical schools in the nation.  It is now in danger of losing its accreditation as a medical school.
What a tremendous blow not only to education in North Carolina but to the State as a whole.
But megalomaniac Art Pope is not alone in his dream of total control.  The Koch brothers are scheming to steal National elections and are currently working to place their favorite son, Scott Walker in the White House. (Please click the links for more information!)
Vote for me
AND MY FAMILY!
In a plot straight out of “The Omen” if this happens look out America, or rather look out American Middle Class!
When and if these men and others like them realize their dreams the American Dream will devolve into a nightmare.

And if that comes to pass Tax Freedom Day for those of us still around will most likely be pushed back to late December.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Earth Day 2015

We all would like to think of ourselves as an authority on something but must realize we probably are not.  But one guy who is happens to be The Science Guy, Bill Nye!  And since he can say it better than I, I will let him!
This is his statement on this years 45th annual Earth Day:



Bill Nye: Earth Days 45 years apart


By the spring of 1970, Cleveland’s Cuyahoga River had caught on fire, disabling a couple of railroad bridges. Dozens of people had been killed in their sleep by industrial air that descended on Pennsylvania towns at night. Like my dad, I was a Boy Scout. I could tell nature wasn't what it used to be.
The US had become a deadly place— for black leaders and anyone who wanted to drink the water or breathe. So when Earth Day was organized I was all in. As a native to what was the small town of Washington, DC, I rode my bicycle all the way down to the Washington Monument and the big Earth Day stage. The speakers were trying to shake us up, to get us all talking about our planet. And it worked. The Environmental Protection Agency was created along with the Clean Water Act, the Endangered Species Act, and other environmental legislation.
This is the 45th Earth Day, and I hope it’s the biggest one so far because, today, even the horrific ongoing effects of pollution are being overwhelmed by the Earth’s main issue: climate change. It’s as big as the planet itself and we’ve hardly begun to do things about it. During my lifetime, the Earth’s human population has grown from less than three billion to almost seven and a quarter billion.
We are all breathing and burning the Earth’s one thin atmosphere. If you could somehow drive a car straight up, you’d be in outer space in less than an hour. That’s the problem everyone: a great many people and not all that much air to live in.
Often people ask me “What can I do about climate change?” Well madams and sirs, this Earth Day, just talk about it. Talk about climate change. Earth Day’s purpose was and is to raise awareness, to get people fired up. We are living in an extraordinary time. The climate science is clear, yet many of our leaders succeed in denying it.
They run for government office, but seem to hate government and what we can do together. By talking about pollution and climate change on Earth Day, we can turn things around. I hope this year more of us than ever are talking so that more of us are more aware than ever of what we are doing to the air we share. Together, we can change the world.
AS ALWAYS WELL SAID SIR, WELL SAID!

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Clearly Unions Must Go!

Two indisputable facts in America:
1 – As unions’ numbers and power have gone down so has the average wage and future security of the American worker!
2 – With the decline of unions the wealth gap between worker and owner has skyrocketed.

You see when workers are not allowed to band together and form strong alliances they lose power over their employers and lose the ability to earn more for their labors! So clearly the divide and conquer strategy is not just for traditional warfare.

Now this might be spun as fair since the owners of a company are certainly entitled to make a profit and earn as much as they can from their original investments and-or ideas.
But did they do it alone?
Did they do every job necessary in order to make the product or perform the service they offer to their customers?
Did they keep all the records so that when it came time for the customer to pay there was an outstanding invoice on record to be reconciled?
Did they check the inventory and pull it from the shelves and ship it to fill orders?
Did they even open the doors and spend their entire minimum 9 to 5 day at the office making sure all functions of the company moved along smoothly?

Of course they were concerned with all of the above but they most certainly did not perform every aspect or function involved in running a successful business!  And if their employees decided, for whatever reason to walk off the job they might not have such a successful business after all.

After turning around the Disney Corporation Michael Eisner famously refused to take credit for the achievement pointing instead to the savvy leadership of each division.  Of course it was then pointed out that it was Mr. Eisner who placed those savvy people in place and for that he must take credit.
He reluctantly did but the point was clear, the ones who did the actual work did deserve much of the credit!

So why are the current owners and CEOs of many businesses treating their employees like slaves?
Why are they spending much of their time and effort with other wealthy businessmen and politicians in what appears to be a union to keep the wealth gap between themselves and their employees growing?

Could the answer be simple greed?
Could the answer be anything BUT greed?

Greed and power go together like a horse and carriage.
That I tell you brother, you can’t seem to have one without the other, at least not anymore in America.

The union busting that started in earnest under the watchful eye of King Reagan (sorry Republicans, I know he wasn't just a king but a god) has continued in earnest under such right wing puppets as Scott Walker, governor of Wisconsin and favorite tool of the Koch family.
And it is no surprise or secret that the Koch brothers want this college dropout to be the next President of the United States.
If he or any of their other ‘right wing’ conservative Republican friends gains the White House the American Middle class may disappear for good.

In case you do not know who the Koch boys are please Google the top 10 wealthiest people in the world and Brothers David and Charles are neck and neck with a total of around $100 Billion!
WE WILL OWN YOU!
One might rightfully ask why such an incredibly wealthy duo is so hell bent on destroying others and gaining even more wealth.  There is actually no other answer than a sick personal need for more greed and power.

Some simple fun facts about the pair and their wealth:
At 75 years old David, who is 5 years younger than Charles could spend one million dollars a day, every day for the next 50 years and die at the ripe old age of 125 with an estate still worth over $31 BILLION!  That’s assuming he doesn't continue to gain more wealth along the way of course!
And at that rate of spending neither he nor his brother would have to worry about food stamps for the next 140 years!
So clearly they must continue to fight against the rest of us gaining fair wages, good healthcare and a solvent Social Security system in the somewhat shorter number of years we have left on Earth.

The fact that most Americans and sadly too many middle class voters don’t know these two megalomaniacs is due to their intentional low profile as they ruin the environment with their ‘clean coal’ products.

They have an admitted right wing agenda of getting rid of Social Security, Medicare and anything that could help the masses live more comfortably in their old age.  In fact Libertarian brother David ran for Vice President on that very platform in 1980.

The odd thing about this evil duo is that they spend millions to stop others from getting an extra dollar in their paychecks.  A vicious nonsensical tactic that takes money away from consumers who would only use the extra cash to buy products made by evil wealthy Mr. Potters such as the Koch brothers!
It's a wonderful life FOR ME!

Let’s view another area where unions could help the average man but are no longer able to and are under further attack in America.

Sandy victims getting reimbursed by insurance companies find that the evaluations of loss purposely left out sales tax and as a result they are in the hole for several thousands of dollars on repairs!
This was done since insurance companies can get away with nearly anything as a result of no true oversight! No union is in the side of the consumer and in order to hope to get back some of the money lost by their fraudulent actions the customer and complainant must sue! This aids the attorneys and the insurance company which drags its so-called feet for years or until the homeowner gives up or dies.

And this is another reason the right wing Republicans fought tooth and nail against a consumer protection agency and especially against its advocate, now Senator Elizabeth Warren.

And speaking of the insurance industry does anyone other than members of the current majority in Congress really believe this group of greedy impersonal bean counters gives one thought about the well being of humans?

In America you are required to have insurance to drive a car but nobody tells the insurance companies how much they can charge you or if they will pay you after an accident. (And of course it’s an accident, if it wasn't you would call it an “on purpose!”)

But I digress.

It is a fact that workers in America have seen their wages increase steadily over the last few decades.  But it’s also a fact that the increases have lagged so far behind the increased cost of living that in real dollars they are being paid less than they were in 1980 for more hours and higher productivity.
And that higher productivity means that the bosses/owners of the companies for which they work their lives away are enjoying higher profits and more wealth than at any time in this country’s history!
They are doing so at your expense!!

I know a particular company that will remain nameless for now that had the audacity to lower one person’s year-end bonus from $100 to $75 claiming to have had a ‘bad year.’ But they did manage to reward their children, who worked in the company AND THEIR WIVES who do not with matching BMWs during that same bonus period paid out of company profits.

Now of course it is their money and they are not obligated to pay any bonuses to the people who work and slave to make their businesses profitable so the lady who was rewarded with the $75 should have been grateful.  In fact she was because the cheap disgusting embarrassment caused her to come to her senses and quit.  She found a better job working for better people at a slightly increased salary shortly thereafter!

Sadly not enough workers have that option or they do not believe they can better themselves elsewhere.  This is because the business landscape is made up of more stingy greedy CEOs than ever before.  And that is simply because there are no unions with enough clout to stand up to them.

Witness Wisconsin.
Witness right wing run so-called Red States all passing “Right to Work” bills.
On the face of it the name of the legislation sounds like a good thing.  After all if you want to get a job what better place to do so than in a State that gives you the right to work, right?

But just like so many other right wing named groups the name belies the facts.

The right to work is meant to bust unions since it merely says, “You do not have to pay union dues to work in a company that has a union.”  In other words the right wingers are telling you to save your money and we will hire you.


But if enough workers avail themselves of this seemingly easy way to save some cash the unions will die out and the bosses will start lowering salaries and end benefits faster than you can say serfdom!

Many people in America are against unions because they are the groups that strike and cause the rest of us pain and hardship.  They are also the group that gets increases and as a result cause greedy companies to merely raise the price of their product rather than lose a penny in profits.  This then causes our cost of living to rise and the right wing is quick to point that out whenever there is a labor dispute.
“If the union wins we will have to charge more for our product and you may not be able to afford it anymore.”  (Of course we won’t be able to afford it, we don’t make enough NOW to afford it!)
“We may also have to close up since we will lose our profits and that will put many people out of work and n the streets!”
Management has been using fear tactics for so long if we didn't hear words like that we would start to wonder if we were still in America!

Unions are the reason we even have, or had a weekend!
Unions help create child labor laws.
Unions helped get women the vote.
Unions caused America to implement worker safety regulations, which are constantly under attack by the right wing.
 So clearly unions must go!  Don't take my word for it, ask Nicolas Kristof of the New York Times.

If more Americans would start using their heads and stop listening to political rhetoric aimed at fooling them into voting against their own best interest perhaps we could still save this great country and stop its headlong free-fall into an oligarchy.  They may not get it but the world already knows this to be true!

As unions fade into the sunset the only power left in the hands of the majority of Americans is their vote.  It has never been more urgent for all of us, every American to exercise his or her constitutionally guaranteed right to vote.


If we cannot stop this trend then the next union to disappear could very well be the Union formerly known as the United States of America!

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Worker's Lament

There is a mentality among too many CEOs and owners of companies these days that workers do not deserve to be paid fair wages.
I have basically worked for 45 years and except for my years as a commissioned salesman my salary has always been a bit lower than it should have been.
But I accepted what I was paid and stayed in line not wanting to cause too many waves.
But looking back I realize how often I did the bidding of managers 'above' me only to see them take credit for my work.
In fact at my last job I constantly corrected the grammar and even intent of letters sent by the director of my division and received nothing but more of the same for my efforts.
Then when the economy turned down and businesses had to cut costs (not out of their own pockets of course) I was laid off.
The funny thing is that a year or so after I was gone the director was let go as well!
I guess without me to correct his childish errors on important letters or create reports for him to sign his name to the company realized what a useless waste he was.
So this is for all the others out there who are or were in the same position as I was for decades.
I hope you will realize your own worth and not be so complacent just because you have a salary.  The grass may indeed be greener out there.
All you have to do is look!


There's no excuse
To take the abuse
While others reap the reward

Though it seems obtuse
I am not Zeus
And have no magic sword

While I enable
Those at my table
And receive occasional praise

My life's no fable
So in the end, while able
I get no decent raise!