NAILS FOR YOUR COFFIN, NAILS FOR YOUR COFFIN

You walked into the White House like you were striding onto a stage

Your red hat cocked above your eyes

Your makeup was orange rage

You had one on your daughter, but thought of your golden age

And all Repubs dreamed that they’d be your lover

They’d be your lover, Oh

You are scum

You probably think you’ll get away Scot free

You are scum (You are scum)

I bet you think you’ll always just win

Don’t you, don’t you?

 

You lied and cheated years ago when voters were all naïve

When you said that only you could fix things here and now you just will not leave

But you tried to end Democracy

And all your crimes we now see

Justice is coming with nails for your coffin, nails for your coffin and

You are scum

You probably think you’ll get away Scot free

You are scum (You are scum)

I bet you think you’ll always just win

Don’t you, don’t you?

Justice is coming with nails in your coffin, nails in your coffin and

You are scum

You probably think you’ll get away Scot free

You are scum (You are scum)

I bet you think you’ll always just win

Don’t you, don’t you?

 

Well, I hear you’re hiding at mar a lago

And holding court like you’re the king

And cheating when you play some golf

And repubs come to kiss your ring

Well, you’re where you should be until it’s time

But things will change real soon

And you must pay for your crimes, pay for your crimes

Pay, pay for your crimes, and

You are scum

You probably think you’ll get away Scot free

You are scum (You are scum)

I bet you think you’ll always just win

Don’t you, don’t you?

Justice is coming with nails for your coffin, nails for your coffin and

You are scum

You probably think you’ll get away Scot free

You are scum (You are scum)

I bet you think you’ll always just win

Don’t you, don’t you?

THE GIRL FROM MAR-A-LAGO

Pale and spooky and dumb and kooky

The girl that came from ivanka’s nooky

Is just as evil as daddy, and her two bros

 

But, although normal humans hate her

Her daddy says he would love to date her

And her sick hubby would not berate her

If he she chose

 

Lo, though she scares those around her

Most family members have crowned her

Treason and lies don’t astound her

For she’s lived with the grift and the crap

And any mark her dad treats as a sap

 

So,

Tall and ghostly

And odd but mostly

This wraith-like creature

Who should be toast, she

Is covering her bony ass

Against dad dt.

 

Saying she don't agree

With his big lie, you see

Hoping she can stay free

Distanced from old dt

No honor she...

MUSINGS ON SAYINGS

I've always enjoyed phrases that make you stop and think.

Here are a few oxymorons and silly sayings that I call:

'Lexicon-jobs.'

(Cue the drummer!)

"I heard you just had a little baby."

"Well, I'm married, so I already have a big baby!"

"Did you have a nice shower?"

"Nah, I decided to have an ugly one today!"

Big Pharma: "Do not take 'mxyplxt' if you are allergic to 'mxyplxt'.

"Why not? I love the way I look when my skin gets those bright red itchy polka dots."

"Have a headache?"

"No thanks, I already have one."

"If you cannot afford your drug, 'ABX' might be able to help you."

"Might??? JUST LOWER THE PRICE!"

"How about a spot of tea?"

"Uh, no thanks, I just cleaned this outfit."

Sports: "He's holding his own!"

He'd better be holding his own, or a fight could break out!

Lawn sign: "House for sale, By Owner."

As opposed to, "House for sale by neighbor down the block on the left. I hate the guy!"

Baseball: "The pitch was too high, for a ball."

Then what was it?

And of course, old favorites:

'Jumbo shrimp'

'Government Intelligence'

And sadly, 'Republican integrity'.