Rudolph the brown-nosed lawyer
Served as Mayor of New York
And if he ever saw ya
He would gladly stop and talk.
He never let corruption
Keep him from his daily chores
Rid streets without compunction
Of squeegee men and gnarly whores
Then one awful autumn day
Terror hit us all
Ignore the rubble, Rudy’d say
New York won’t fail, Hell no, NO WAY
But soon the glory faded
Rudy’s star was growing dim
Then a grifter very jaded
Asked if Rudy’d defend him
Blinded by greed and power
He snuck out and took a flight
Morning in gold trump tower
Twisting Ukraine arms that night
But the story turned all bad
He pushed the dumb “Big Lie”
It made NY’s Supreme Court mad
Took his license, said bye bye
So now the brown-nose Rudy
Finds himself without a job
Working for scum like dt
He’ll end up a nothing slob.
He’ll go down as just a slob!
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