THE MATZOH BREI!

I was cooking for the Seder on a quiet moonless night

When suddenly I noticed quite a very odd sight

For suddenly I saw this ghostly image arise

And grab a fork a plate some wine and to my surprise

He ate the Brei

He ate the Matzoh Brei

The Matzoh Brei

I cannot tell you a lie

He ate the Brei

Even though it was dry

He ate the Brei

And then flew up to the sky

I was shaken but not stirred by this fabulous sight

And I knew he would return on the very next night

For ghosts with all their obvious limitations and flaws

Simply must adhere to their quite strict dietary laws

And eat the Brei

They eat the Matzoh Brei

The Matzoh Brei

So I did pile it on high

The Matzoh Brei

I added salt to the fry

The Matzoh Brei

And they smiled and said Bye

I crept down to the kitchen as the day lost its light

Expecting to see more of what I saw the last night

But nothing came to dine upon the evening’s dish

I guess they do not like to eat my gefilte fish!

They just eat Brei

They love that Matzoh Brei

My Matzoh Brei

It’s the one thing they try

The Matzoh Brei

And they won’t eat my pie

The Matzoh Brei

You could laugh till you cry

Eight days had passed and I was looking for a nice roll

When I heard such a frightening sound it did shake my soul

My ghostly guest returned with all his gang a ghastly thing

And handed me some boxes of those chocolate jelly rings

And asked for Brei

They wanted Matzoh Brei

But I said why

And they said Matzoh Brei

I’ll have to buy

We want more Matzoh Brei

And make more Brei

So if you wish to visit and partake of my treat

Come to my home and ring the bell and you too can meet

My new found friend and all his other worldly motley crew

But when the door creeks open smile and say that Moishe

sent you!

To have some Brei

You’ll have some Matzoh Brei

My Matzoh Brei

You’ll sit and then you can try

The Matzoh Brei

So good I think you could die

For Matzoh Brei

And add some jelly it’s dry

My Matzoh Brei!!