THE GYPSY PRESIDENT

With apologies to Arthur Laurents please sing this post to the tune of, well you know!

I’ll be great

I’ll be swell

Even while the whole world goes to Hell

I was PUT IN this place

To destroy human race

And nothing’s gonna stop me till I’m through!

Honey I’m gonna raise Mid class taxes

So all the workers get axes

I’m gonna kill regulations

That cause pain for corporations

Everything I do will work well for me

NOT FOR YOU!!!!!!

Now’s my inning

Watch my bank account soar

I’ll keep winning

This is what power is used for!

I AM great

I AM swell

And the rest of you can go to Hell

Startin here startin now

I’m the best

Hear me yell

That everything I dreamt of will come true

Honey everything’s comin up bright lights and party time

Everything’s gonna be fake fights and party line

Everything’s coming up aces for me

NOT FOR YOU!!!!!