Allah’s in Wonder Land (Egypt)

Twas brillig and the slimy king

Did bribe and steal all and did bring

Upon his people much despair

And lo they cried; pulled out much hair

Beware the mobs and gobs of hate

            And always know it’s not too late

To face the dragon and he slay

            So all your children once more can play

In lands the Pharaohs once called home

            And nomads once did freely roam

Rebuild the past and show the world

            Your bright new flag in peace unfurled

Twas brillig but the slimy king

            Is gone and all the land shall sing

The Jabberwock is gone this day!

            Oh frabjous time, Callooh Callay!

Welcome and embrace your freedom Egypt!

And never lose sight of the ultimate goal of a representative government.

But until that time do not allow another dictator back in power to bring you down!

Thanks to Lewis Carroll for not leaping back from wherever he is to yell at me for this!