'IT' Wins for Now

Now that Bill O'Reilly (Billo to normal humans) has gotten his way by getting some brainless criminal follower of his to kill Dr. Tiller the question remains what will this despicable excuse for a life form do with his on air time?

It is obvious that Billo will not quit nor, it seems will the excrement known as the owners of Fox News fire him so what's next?

As we all wait for 'It' (I will now call him "It" with apologies to the Addams family member of the same name) to pick it's next target I wonder if Rush Lamebrain and Newtered Gingrich are vying for his support.

The GOP is not getting it's hands dirty by calling Justice Sotomayor any names as they have their current non-elected henchmen doing their bidding. These bastions of bull-headedness are using terms such as racist to demean her record. Aside from showing their stupidity and desperateness they are wrong but have no one to tell them so. The party leaders love these attacks so there will be no reprimand coming from people such as John BONER anytime soon.

The fact that they are using the nomination of this qualified judge as a rallying cry to their base for more funding is to be expected. The shame of the matter is that they are getting the funding! What does that say about the base? I guess they are baseless!

But back to 'It.' Who to attack next? Hmmm. So many humans, so little air time.

GOP Agenda Revealed

In previously hidden documents leaked to this reporter it was recently revealed that high ranking members of the GOP have an agenda when it comes to the Minnesota Senatorial battle.

An anonymous backer of the fight to get Norm Coleman placed in the Minnesota Senate seat that was won again and again and again by Al Franken has hinted that after they wear down the, "Democrat Socialists on the left they are going after Obama."

(This is not Norm Coleman.
It's Ron Coleman
Sorry but I Couldn't find a
good photo of Norm.)

It seems that they have found a loophole in the law that allows them to go back in time and actually change some votes. He reminds us that they were able to bamboozle old people in Florida into thinking they were voting for John Kerry while actually casting support for a brainless moron. They continued this practice in Ohio four years later to reach another seemingly impossible goal before being trounced in 2008.

"But we can't let a little thing like a mandate stop us. After all Darwin has been taught in the schools for years and our movement has been able to get intelligent design into many a school curriculum. Our plan is nothing short of brilliant and nukular."

He goes on to state that the old adage about, "A black man becoming President when pigs fly" is not true merely because Swine Flu is in the air. "If that were the case Cheney would be President since he is the closest thing we have to a pig in the party."

This reporter found it hard to argue with that last bit of information since Ann Coulter is not really a member of the GOP.

On a final and personal note I truly hope the Minnesota Supreme Court will take a page out of the court rulings of 2000 and stop this silly on-going recount. The forgone conclusion of the vote should be put in the books and the Honorable Al Franken should be allowed to get on with the business at hand.

A Future Star is Re-Born?

Newsday started their "Summer of '69" series with a once and future star.

While I am getting ready to post my rebuttal you may enjoy their take on a small part of that time. For the record there is a slight inaccuracy in the article - The Mets swept a doubleheader from MONTREAL and thus catapulted past the Chicago Cubs into first place for the first time ever! Otherwise it's okay.

True Hero

This is Navy Petty Officer Mike Monsoor.
He was an Explosive Ordnance Disposal technician, or EOD for short.

He was recently awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor posthumously for unbelievable conduct above and beyond the call of duty, at least to most. But luckily for the men whose lives were saved by Officer Monsoor he considered his conduct spot on!

While he was not a Navy Seal he did in fact give his life saving Navy Seals and for that The seals came out in full force to honor him at his funeral.

The funeral took place in San Diego and as his coffin was moving from the hearse to the grave site at Fort Rosecrans National Cemetery the Seals lined up on both sides of the pallbearers' route - two deep. As Mike's coffin passed each and every Seal removed the Gold Trident from their uniform and slapped it down on the passing hero's wooden resting place, thus embedding them as a token of honor and thanks.

The slaps were heard from all parts of the cemetery and by the time the coffin reached the grave site it looked as though it had a gold inlay. In fact it did! It was decorated in Gold Trident remembrances.

Thus was a hero buried but while the sounds of the Tridents being impaled upon his grave were heard throughout the cemetery the story behind it was not because our media does not find this news-worthy. Luckily there are people out there who have morals and refuse to allow good men like Officer Mike Monsoor to pass unnoticed.

May you Rest In Peace sir!

Proposition Hate

When it comes time for people of faith as they like to be called to meet their maker I truly hope he or she smacks them upside their faces for their continued disregard of the, "Do unto others" line.

From that wonderful State that brought you such campaign slogans as, "Vote Yes on Proposition No" comes the latest setback to peace and harmony in the home and slap in the face of so many of their own law-abiding citizens. In typical California fashion California's Supreme bunch of wussies voted to uphold a ban on same sex marriage earlier this week. It appears that the bunch of sun-tanned twinkies still have a way to go before they reach the intelligence, morality, decency and compassion of those wonderful people in Iowa. (There are 8 or 9 more states entering the modern world at this time.)

Perhaps it is time to simplify the issue so that even the brain-dead can understand it - I know that was a low blow but it was not only aimed at you, Miss California. Let's do away with marriage by definition as far as the government is concerned and go to a more logical "Civil Union" plan. Leave marriages to the churches and temples and farms and cruise ships and start recognizing the Civil Union as the key to benefits for couples in America.

Church and State were supposed to be separated a long time ago but one side cannot seem to get the meaning of the term into it's head and continues to stick it's Holy nose into places it belongeth not! (Keep doing it and you should lose your tax exempt status! That will stop you hypocrites faster than the Walls of Jericho.)

The Gay and Lesbian Communities are gearing up for a fight and in true California terms have VOWED as one saying, "I'll Be Back."

But why should the joy and absolute Hell of marriage (by any name) be the sole privilege of the hetero community? Just as misery loves company I believe it is time for America to allow Civil Unions between any two loving individuals who can sign a consent form and are deemed intelligent enough to do so. Frankly if they are gluttons enough to want what the rest of us have then I say go for it! They'll learn that the grass is not always greener...

And speaking of grass - Did you know that that's legal in California? Go figure!

Couldn't Get It Up?

Actually make that couldn't keep it up! I am referring to the story appearing 2 posts down about China's "Love Land."

China is just slightly more repressed than many parts of America and just days after finishing the country's first ever sexually energized theme park they shut it down. Or to be more exact tore it down! They demolished the place lest there be any misinterpretation of their intent.

Pubic outrage, make that public outrage was just too much for Chinese officials to handle. In a country where the population numbers are astounding I guess they feel it is best to keep things like where babies come from a state secret. So for now teens will have to get their sex education as before by visiting on-line porn sites many of which originate in, you got it, CHINA!

In Their Own Words

I am typing with a couple of fingers of my left hand since my right arm is in a cast. That is not important to this post except to say that the subject was so important that I had to get this down even though it is hard to do so.

I would like to start an occasional column entitled, "In Their Own Words" because many times you read stuff about people and you say, "Whoa, that can't be true! There's no way they said or did that!"

Here is the first edition of the column. This one honors one of the 'Fox' celebrities. He is an absolute mean moron who is listened to and watched by people who don't realize what he really is. While this could describe almost every Fox commentator today's winner is Glenn Beck.

Get ready to cringe, send Whoopie Goldberg a thank you note and click below for an excerpt from "The View."

Ladies and gentlemen, in his own words I give you Glenn Beck.

With Sex You Get Egg Roll

Now that I have your attention is anyone up for a trip to the far east?

With the economy in the dumps and businesses trying anything to jump start their bank accounts new ideas crop up everywhere. Today's new entrepreneurial spirit comes not from the United States, although we certainly have our share of radical ideas but rather from China.

The Dragon of the east has announced their Newest Theme Park and this one is guaranteed to turn some heads, or give some, uh well you'll see. It is called "Love Land" and as the name suggests it is a suggestive place. I am not sure if they named any of the rides yet but I have a suggestion - Beulah.


The entrance to the park is entrancing but visitors are reminded to also look down as they pass beneath the ladies open legs lest they step in anything unpleasant.


This educational theme park will also attempt to send visitors on the right path when it comes to safe sex and while it is getting a bad rap in the neighborhood I am willing to bet that a local store selling wigs and other disguises will be doing a good business this season.

I wonder if Wal*Mart will offer a discount.

For those of you in the States who are on a budget you might want to start a bit smaller and visit the Museum of Sex located just off Fifth Avenue on 27th Street in Manhattan. And from there you can take in great Chinese food at many local restaurants (let me know - I have some favs.)

So when the 'Time is Right' just say 'Viva Via' China and head on over to Love Land.

All in all it is nice to see business, among other things pointing up in Asia.